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Elite Fighter II - Quickie: Qui-Mu's Tale (Tales of Gentalia Book 8) [Print Replica] Kindle Edition

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A pinball game with fisting.
A fighting game with balls.
A terrifying fanfiction author in deep.

Industry Giant Tornado Tech has released a home version of their popular pinball/fighting game hybrid and everyone is excited to beat each other and win the first ever Elite Fighter II – Quickie tournament. Qui-Mu is a cinch to win and claim the prize. She has a diversified investment portfolio and really strong thighs.

But not all balls are plunged perfectly and soon the game has been sexually corrupted by a deviant of the highest order, the nefarious Qui-Mu! Wait, Qui-Mu is supposed to be the protagonist of this tale, why is she the one causing trouble? That isn’t right. What is going on?

As I Qui-Mu, the ultimate narrator of stories, take over for the lame ass regular narrator, their own question remains unanswered: How did you take over the blurb Qui-Mu? More important to Qui-Mu is my own personal question, “How much sweet ass action am I going to get in this Novelette?”

Warning: Contains m/f, f/m/m situations, and inner goddess banging.
While part of a series, this novelette can be read as a stand alone story!

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- #2,774 in Fantasy TV, Movie & Game Tie-In
- #7,039 in Satire
- #11,065 in Satire Fiction

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CB Archer is a novelist who lives happily in the sunny Okanagan Valley, nestled in Canada (America’s Hat).

He maintains a regular secretive existence in the real world, and at night writes filthy filthy things that would make even the most experienced librarian change to Blush Shade #6 (The highest of the shades).

CB Archer is responsible for the Annals of Gentalia brand, and the C.ollege of U.nited M.onsters brand, and would like to apologize for nothing!

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E.P. Clark

High-Level Metaliterary Goofiness, with a Side of Erotica

Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2017

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Oh goodness! It's hard to pick a favorite amongst the zany Tales of Gentalia, but "Elite Fighter II" is awfully good. It relies in part on in-jokes and cameos from the other Tales and the Annals, so if you haven't read those, you might not get everything that's going on here, but if you've enjoyed the other Tales, "Elite Fighter II" is a juicy meta-commentary on the rest of the series.

In contrast to most of the other Tales, the main narrator here is female and straight, the super-intense Qui-Mu, who can't help but win all her games and overwhelm all her would-be friends with friend requests and fanfic. She's the best at her chosen game, till she meets her match in the Hashtag Queen herself, Lizzy, soon to become Lissa of the Annals. This sets Qui-Mu off on a quest to become broken so that she can take part in the sexy fun times the other characters are having, but which have hitherto been unavailable to her.

While there *are* sexy good times in this Tale, the focus is less on the naughty bits and more on having fun with the narrative structure. Qui-Mu has read all the other Tales and knows how they work, so instead of going with the flow, she engages the narrator directly, before stuffing him into a text box and taking over the story herself. It's goofy stuff, but it's high-level goof, existing both as a work of fiction and a commentary on how fiction works, and it ensures that the formula doesn't grow stale.

Readers should be aware that this is erotica of an anatomically impossible sort, and also that the formatting requires a fairly advanced e-reader (I use my iPad). But if all that piques your curiosity, by all means jump in with this Tale, which aside from being hilarious, is a very low-priced and quick-reading introduction to what is turning into an epic series that can be enjoyed by fans of fantasy, gaming, and erotica alike.

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C. McMullen

A Different Kind of Tale

Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2017

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I adore the Tales. These bite sized bits of nonsensical sexy times generally leave me with stomach cramps from laughing too hard. Elite Fighter II is no exception. Mainly because of the exceptions. Qui Mu is not our average protagonist for a Tale. First off, she's a she, and second, she's straight. But like most straight girls, she enjoys the Annals of Gentalia series. She's also a fan fiction author and perhaps a bit intense. A bit...

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William C. Tracy

Meta-takeover of the tales!

Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2017

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Qui-Mu takes over the Tales! This has got to be one of the most meta and ridiculous of the tales, as the fanfiction writer extraordinary takes over from the narrator! Hilarity (and sexytimes) ensue!

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