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Apocalyptic Montessa and Nuclear Lulu: A Tale of Atomic Love Kindle Edition

4.5 out of 5 stars 61 ratings

Streetwise Romeo and Juliet meets Stephen King’s Firestarter.

Montessa Tovar is walking home alone when she is abducted by Lu,
a serial killer with unusual talents and a grudge against the world. But in time, the victim becomes the executioner as ‘Apocalyptic’ Montessa and her doomed ‘Nuclear’ Lulu crisscross the country in a bloody firestorm of revenge. Montessa carries on the proud tradition of Joe Hill, Clive Barker, and Laird Barron.

HER MAMA ALWAYS SAID SHE WAS SPECIAL.

HIS DADDY CALLED HIM A DEMON.

BUT EVEN MONSTERS CAN FALL IN LOVE.

Proudly brought to you by Crystal Lake Publishing - Tales from the Darkest Depths.

Interview with the author:

Q: How did you come up with the idea for such a unique and dark love story?
Mercedes: Believe it or not, I came up with the title first. I knew it was going to be a love story, and I knew I wanted the characters to burn with passion. At the time, I didn’t realize how literally I would take that. But I had the title and thought about my two main characters and how they would make each other ignite.

Q: Where did Apocalyptic Montessa and Nuclear Lulu get their names?
Mercedes: It’s based on more reality than you’d think. The beginning scene is quite true in that my mother saw the name “Montessa” on a grave stone and thought it was lovely. She wanted to name me Montessa, but it didn’t turn out that way. My husband is named Luke, and our last name is Yardley. He lived in the Baltics for a few years and speaks Russian. The Russian word for “nuclear” sounds quite close to Yardley, so people would call him Luke Nuclear or Nuclear Lulu. But let me point out that the name is the only thing my husband and Montessa’s Lu have in common. Lu’s his own beast, and as far as I know, my husband doesn’t spend his evenings out kidnapping and killing girls. He’s usually reading bedtime stories and trying to fix the sink.

Q: What is your favorite characteristic of Montessa?
Mercedes: Montessa has a big heart. She’s friends with the other dancers and the doormen. She tries to find the best in Renan, and looks straight into Lu’s soul. She has a habit of loving the broken bits of other people, and I find that quite admirable.

Q: Why should readers give Montessa a try?
Mercedes: Apocalyptic Montessa and Nuclear Lulu is a unique story. It’s passionate while being almost detached in a way. It’s gritty, romantic, dark, and almost uplifting. It makes you root for characters that you would normally shun. It’s also quite poetic. This book has a tendency to shake a reader out of apathy.

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Blurb Enter the world of terrifying urban legends where the lines between myth and reality blur into a nightmare of unexplainable horrors. Join Clara Cogsworth, a bold young inventor with a heart full of imagination and a satchel full of gears, as she defies the odds to enter the world’s most prestigious invention competition—The Great Monster Maker Championship. White Death plunges readers into the chilling and treacherous world of the Great Plains in 1888, where a deceptively warm winter day quickly turns into a fight for survival. Black Wattle’s residents are plunged into a nightmare of infection and blood-curdling transformations. Perfect for fans of middle-grade horror, spooky adventures, and spine-chilling mysteries, Scareville is an unmissable series that will keep young readers on the edge of their seats. Three stories. One terrifying truth: we are not alone!

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★ ★ ★ ★ ★ "MERCEDES WRITES WITH SUCH POWER, CONVICTION, BEAUTY, and sadness that as you read her work you will experience one of those rare occasions where the pillars of your soul begin to shake, and as frightening as it will be to lose yourself to her talents, it will also be heavenly and unforgettable, and so, so, worth it..."—Lee Thompson, author of When We Join Jesus in Hell

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ "
Mercedes M Yardley has deftly drawn a mesmerising pair of deeply damaged people in Montessa and Lulu. Montessa is a young woman doing exotic dances in a seedy bar so that an ungrateful boyfriend can be kept supplied with the means to abuse her... In essence Lu and Montessa meet and what follows is a road trip of sorts - but Thelma and Louise it most definitely isn't."—T.O. Munro

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ "Apocalyptic Montessa
and Steven King's Carrie share the similar theme of a woman pushed too far, but where we cheer Carrie on in her reign of terror, Montessa's isn't quite as simple and easy to justify. The author does an excellent job of raising questions about victims and abusers and telling a more nuanced story. Recommend."—Kate Jonez

About the Author

MERCEDES M. YARDLEY wears red lipstick and poisonous flowers in her hair. She writes dark and lovely tales. Mercedes lives in Sin City and can be found at www.mercedesyardley.com.

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B01C66KZ4G
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Crystal Lake Publishing
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ March 4, 2016
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2.2 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 175 pages
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1944784966
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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Customers praise the book's extraordinary storytelling and beautiful prose, describing it as an exquisite fairy-tale blend of beauty with believable characters. The narrative maintains a dark tone throughout, and customers appreciate its emotional depth, with one noting how the emotions remain tattooed in the reader's mind. The book receives mixed reactions regarding its gruesomeness.

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28 customers mention "Storytelling"24 positive4 negative

Customers appreciate the storytelling in the book, with its unique love story and extraordinary narrative skills, though some describe it as a grim tale.

"...I don't want to retell the whole story here. Through her extraordinary storytelling skills and her beautifully twisted psyche, Ms Yardley unwinds a..." Read more

"Brutal, unflinching, lyrical, and honest... this is, perhaps, the most cruelly redemptive love story I've ever read...." Read more

"...Yes this is a love story, even though these people are basically unlovable. They have both been mistreated and damaged...." Read more

"...The character arcs were well-done and believable. The magical elements were understated and accepted as fact, which is why they worked so well...." Read more

16 customers mention "Writing style"16 positive0 negative

Customers praise the writing style of the book, noting its beautiful and to-die-for prose, with one customer highlighting its excellent turns of phrase and another mentioning how it describes everything to the reader.

"...I began reading and I was stunned. First of all, her writing is to die for, her style and use of prose is like no other I have read...." Read more

"Brutal, unflinching, lyrical, and honest... this is, perhaps, the most cruelly redemptive love story I've ever read...." Read more

"...Her gift with prose is magical; she’s very nearly creating long-form poetry, channeling every bit of darkness you could imagine, stuffing it into a..." Read more

"...And to round it all out, it's written in beautiful, no-nonsense prose that seamlessly moves from Lu to Montessa and back again...." Read more

12 customers mention "Beauty"12 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the book's beauty, describing it as an exquisite fairy-tale blend, with one customer highlighting its lacy retro dress details.

"...It is seductive and compelling, hypnotic even. As the tale began, I thought, "great, my favorite mythic theme, beauty and the beast."..." Read more

"What a wonderful little book! I enjoyed this so much I read it in one sitting. I keep thinking Bonny and Clyde with a twist...." Read more

"...and Lulu deal with some pretty messed up situations with a grace and beauty that only Mercedes could give them...." Read more

"...This one's definitely worth the read, and will leave you wanting more from Yardley -- who has just released her first full-length novel, Nameless...." Read more

7 customers mention "Pacing"7 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the pacing of the book, with its believable characters, and one customer notes how it humanizes a serial killer character.

"...It is seductive and compelling, hypnotic even. As the tale began, I thought, "great, my favorite mythic theme, beauty and the beast."..." Read more

"...Everything is cast beautifully in prose that stays at an almost dreamy level of near-poetry...." Read more

"...Lu and Montessa are totally believable characters. I had no problem accepting their behaviour...." Read more

"...The character arcs were well-done and believable. The magical elements were understated and accepted as fact, which is why they worked so well...." Read more

7 customers mention "Taste"7 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the taste of the book, with one describing it as a sweet love story.

"...It is seductive and compelling, hypnotic even. As the tale began, I thought, "great, my favorite mythic theme, beauty and the beast."..." Read more

"...tortured; together, their story is somber, ugly, and yet eye-mistingly wonderful...." Read more

"...Well done for a grim story and taste of reality and understanding brokenness" Read more

"This story is very dark and twisted, but at the same time it's a sweet love story. I was surprised at the tenderness between Lulu and Montessa...." Read more

5 customers mention "Dark tone"5 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the dark tone of the book.

"...It's a people story. This book was dark and rich and bloody with emotional consequences and a dash of fantasy...." Read more

"...It's short, dark, beautiful and challenging and I can't wait to dig into her next work." Read more

"...the very first page you're drawn into their world, one that is incredibly dark yet blindingly beautiful...." Read more

"Darker than pitch and beautiful as hell...." Read more

4 customers mention "Emotion level"4 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the emotional depth of the book, with one describing it as a cruelly redemptive love story.

"...lyrical, and honest... this is, perhaps, the most cruelly redemptive love story I've ever read...." Read more

"...This book was dark and rich and bloody with emotional consequences and a dash of fantasy...." Read more

"Mercedes is a master at plucking out secret emotions we wish we could describe and painting them into a portrait of emotion that overwhelms like a..." Read more

"...Mercedes Yardley is a master of words and emotions brought to life. I look forward to reading more by this up and coming writer." Read more

6 customers mention "Gruesomeness"3 positive3 negative

Customers have mixed reactions to the book's gruesomeness, with some finding it beautiful and horrifying, while others describe it as bloody.

"Brutal, unflinching, lyrical, and honest... this is, perhaps, the most cruelly redemptive love story I've ever read...." Read more

"Awesome and bloody..." Read more

"...It's a people story. This book was dark and rich and bloody with emotional consequences and a dash of fantasy...." Read more

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  • Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2014
    It's probably rude to start off by mentioning another author, but here I go. I recently discovered the writings of Laird Barron. At last,something new and different. I ran through his work like lightning and thought I would not find anything that good for a while. Along comes Mercedes M. Yardley and her seductively titled novella, "Apocalyptic Montessa and Nuclear Lulu: A Tale of Atomic Love." I began reading and I was stunned. First of all, her writing is to die for, her style and use of prose is like no other I have read. It is seductive and compelling, hypnotic even.
    As the tale began, I thought, "great, my favorite mythic theme, beauty and the beast." I actually cheered at Montessa's acceptance of her apparent fate, death at the whim of a serial killer. She baffles her abductor through her absence of abject terror and her refusal to beg for her life. Lulu, or Lu, as he is known at this point in the story, simply doesn't know what to make of this. So, Montessa = Beauty; Lu = Beast. Simple, right. I don't want to retell the whole story here. Through her extraordinary storytelling skills and her beautifully twisted psyche, Ms Yardley unwinds a story in which Lu,the Beast,brings out the Beast in Montessa and she brings our the Beauty in Lulu, as Montessa has now named him. That Yardley accomplishes this while telling the story of two serial killers is a literary feat the likes of which I have never before seen.
    This is brilliant prose, extraordinary storytelling. Hate, revenge, fear, sorrow, regret, tragedy and triumph are all woven skillfully into this glorious novella. I admit, it is not for the faint of heart, nor for those who fear the darkness in their own souls. It is for anyone who loves superb writing with a taste for the unusual. Think H. Ellison, Robert Bloch, et al. Think about reading something the likes of which you have never read before. I can't wait to get caught up with her other short stories. Her first novel is coming. It can't get here soon enough.
    Highest recommendation: don't miss this one!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on October 18, 2013
    Brutal, unflinching, lyrical, and honest... this is, perhaps, the most cruelly redemptive love story I've ever read. The author took two savagely broken and damaged souls and brought them the single greatest joy in the world (via a baptism of blood and destruction).

    Profoundly tender intimacy is juxtaposed by some truly visceral and intimate horror without resorting to clinical details and gross out descriptions. The author weaves these two themes together deftly, creating a harmony out of the contrasts of wicked cruelty and authentic emotion. Their early "courtship" was remarkable in the starling intersection of a killer's expectations and a woman's awakening to life. It unfolded without pretense or relying on tropes or conventions... it was a discovery of new ground for the characters AND for the reader.

    The author creates characters who have both been purged of ambiguity and prevarication, purified in the fires of cruelty and neglect and condemnation so when they meet, they are pure in who and what they are. Such a collision can only strike sparks that burn deep, hot, and true.

    Everything is cast beautifully in prose that stays at an almost dreamy level of near-poetry. The violence, the passion - and the tranquility between it - are all anchored in the realm of archetypal perception rather than stark description. This is the world of Montessa and LuLu and demonstrates wonderfully how we all may live in the same geography but in very different worlds. I particularly enjoyed the moments when the "real world" intrudes and how sloppy and fragile everything becomes. Alone they are perfect, but the rest of the world could never serve to hold such perfection.

    You have not read a book like this, dear friends. But with a little luck - and the author's indulgence - you will again.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on April 1, 2017
    Life isn’t always cut-and-dry. Sometimes, the most terrible of circumstances can directly lead to the most wondrous acts of creation. A personal tragedy can spur an artist to craft their life’s seminal work. Addiction can result in the addict steering an otherwise ill-fated existence onto a path of hopefulness. Society can rally around a national catastrophe, bringing people together, opening up pathways to communication and goodwill. This is true even on a cosmic scale, when something as violent as the Big Bang leads to the creation of life, itself.

    And sometimes, an abused woman and a serial killer can find love, because existence can be the darkest of jokes, whose punch-line is hidden beneath layer after layer of human frailty. It is a play in ten thousand disjointed acts without an ending. A contradiction that is at once both alluring and terrifying.

    Apocalyptic Montessa and Nuclear Lulu is all of this, and so much more.

    Mercedes Yardley, as an author, is herself a contradiction. Her work is darkly whimsical, gorgeously macabre, optimistically cynical, and outwardly aloof, with a dash of cheerful angst thrown in for good measure. Her gift with prose is magical; she’s very nearly creating long-form poetry, channeling every bit of darkness you could imagine, stuffing it into a black hole, churning and squeezing and choking the emotions for all they’re worth, and spitting out something absolutely breathtaking on the other side.

    I really cannot say enough about this book. Sure, you can likely find many antagonists as depraved as Lulu the serial killer. Yes, there have often been Fallen Woman heroines that are as lonely, pathetic, and cursed as Montessa. But you would be hard pressed to find another work of fiction that could demonstrate as much dreadful wonder in their mutual discovery of each other. One is evil, the other tortured; together, their story is somber, ugly, and yet eye-mistingly wonderful.

    And yes, there is a message lurking within the beautiful prose, hidden in the glint of Lulu’s First Kill Knife. Buried beneath the layers of Montessa’s abuse. Lingering inside the suffocating miasma of ambiguity that governs both of their thoughts.

    But what that message is, is up to you to decide.

    That is the last contradiction Yardley has given you.

    Damn, how I love this appallingly beautiful book.

    I think I’ve found a new favorite.
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  • Juan Vizcarra
    1.0 out of 5 stars Es peor que un fanfic
    Reviewed in Mexico on December 5, 2022
    Decepción total. Una fantasía adolescente sobre una chica secuestrada por un asesino serial que lentamente se enamora de ella. Completo fiasco y absolutamente predecible.
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  • Pippa Pilgrim
    5.0 out of 5 stars Stunning story!
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 21, 2016
    Another gorgeous work from Mercedes Yardley. I was so incredibly excited to read this, and it did not fail to surprise me in all the right ways.

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