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Dead Ernest: What goes on behind closed doors...? Kindle Edition

4.4 out of 5 stars 339 ratings

An unforgettable new voice in women’s fiction! Perfect for fans of Marian Keyes, Rachel Joyce and Jojo Moyes…

When you have been married for sixty years and your husband suddenly dies, how do you start again?

No one had expected Ernest to die, least of all Ernest…

Ernest Bentley was a pillar of the community. But when he suddenly dies of a heart attack his wife Annie refuses to have the words ‘beloved husband’ added to his gravestone. Worried about how she will cope on her own after the bereavement the local vicar, Andrew, starts to visit her.

Before she knows what is happening, Annie finds herself telling Andrew things she has kept hidden for years.
Dark secrets that had plagued her marriage to Ernest.

When Annie’s estranged granddaughter, Ophelia, turns up for a visit, the two quickly realise how much they have in common. But when Ophelia meets Andrew, the unhappily married vicar,
things start to get very complicated…

What is the truth about Ernest? Why is Annie behaving so strangely now that he is dead?

And how can Andrew reconcile his growing feelings for Ophelia with his respect for his religion?


Spanning from the Second World War to the present day, DEAD ERNEST is a poignant, moving and, at times, very funny look at love, marriage and family life, dealing with issues of abuse and heartbreak to make a beautifully sensitive and inspirational novel.

"Beautifully written, deceptively simple, with convincingly drawn and endearing characters...a delightful read" Andrew Davies

Witty, original and engaging. A wonderful read from the classic opening line to the deeply moving conclusion” L C Tyler, author of the John Grey historical series and the Herring Mysteries.

"shot through with a sense of human sympathy transcending its situations; and that in itself is
a considerable achievement" Church Times

"Garrood's debut is
assured and thought provoking" Kelly Salter, Big Issue Cymru

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About the Author

Frances Garrood's main career was in nursing, and she published many short stories in the odd moments between working and bringing up her four children. She was also a Relate counsellor for many years, and now counsels clients privately at home. She lives with her husband in Wiltshire.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B077Y1R7PP
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Sapere Books (March 1, 2018)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ March 1, 2018
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.4 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 315 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.4 out of 5 stars 339 ratings

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Customers find the book enjoyable, with one noting it's true to life especially in its ending. Moreover, the characters are likable and the story is easy to read. Additionally, customers describe the book as thought-provoking.

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Customers find the book enjoyable, with one noting that the story and character development are very credible.

"...You can read this book either just for entertainment, enjoying the story and wanting to know what will happen next (there is drama, there is romance)..." Read more

"A wonderful story of Annie a recent widow. Who's not so sorry her horrible husband is finally gone...." Read more

"...Beautifully written, quirky without being silly, true to life especially the ending. Loved it and the author's name is now on my list." Read more

"...Then Ophelia lands into an impossible love story.... great book, excellent writing, found very little mistakes, always a pleasure...." Read more

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"...but reaching beyond their pain toward peace and purpose and self made joy. People whose choices demonstrate an honorable spirit worthy of respect...." Read more

"...I found it charming, thought provoking and would recommend it to anyone but especially those whom love to ponder actions, consequences and morality." Read more

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"...The characters are likable and I identified with their feelings and situations in a strange way. It really is what goes on behind closed doors!" Read more

"Loved this book with its eccentric characters. It was sad and funny. Definitely worth reading. I love the setting in rural England." Read more

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Top reviews from the United States

  • Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2012
    This is a book I can really recommend - not just because I like Frances as a person, from what transpires about her through her blog, but because it really is a good book, a good story well told.
    The story in itself is not unusual; quite ordinary people live quite ordinary lives, and their lives change by events some of which they have a certain control over, while others simply happen without them contributing actively to them. This ordinariness makes the story and character development very credible; one can imagine to acting in a similar way in the place of the characters (at least I can).

    You can read this book either just for entertainment, enjoying the story and wanting to know what will happen next (there is drama, there is romance), or you can accept the lessons taught - never in a school-teacherish manner, but simply by what the characters have to deal and cope with in their lives, in both past and present.

    Ernest is the husband of Annie; when we first hear of him in the book, he has just died of a heart attack outside a fish and chip shop (what WAS he doing in front of the chippie? This is one mystery that remains unsolved!).
    But we meet him later on as a younger man in the book, when Annie tells the story of her life - which is invariably also the story of her marriage of 60 years) - to Andrew, the vicar who is asked to visit her by her son Billy. In spite of Annie not being a churchgoer or a particularly religious person at all, a friendship develops between her and Andrew, and she starts telling him her story.
    Shortly after these regular visits have started, Billy's daughter Ophelia, Annie's only grandchild, comes to see her grandmother, also originally sent there by Billy.
    Things between Annie, Andrew and Ophelia turn out rather different from what Billy imagined when he initiated these visits, and the lives of all three of them are changed by what they learn about each other and about themselves.

    As I said, nothing in this book is unrealistic. People behave like humans do; Annie does not willingly play the role of grieving widow everybody seems to expect her to be, Ophelia is not her parents' dream-daughter, and Andrew is not quite the man of god he feels he should be.
    Currently, I am reading her 2nd novel, and enjoying it just as much, although the two of them are very different in both story and "message".
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  • Reviewed in the United States on June 17, 2021
    A wonderful story of Annie a recent widow. Who's not so sorry her horrible husband is finally gone. I loved the way Annie and her granddaughter, Ophelia's, relationship grew into something so special. Ophelia and Andrew's story was bittersweet for me. I was hoping for a more HEA for them.
  • Reviewed in the United States on July 8, 2020
    How lucky was I to discover this book, written by an author I have not heard of before, and so very good. I loved the characters, the story, the funny parts and the sad ones too.

    The title is very apt since Ernest is already dead and the book opens with Annie, his widow, and Billy, his son, making the funeral arrangements. It is quickly made clear that Annie is not suffering quite the way society expects after the loss of a partner of 60 years. I loved Annie straight away and enjoyed all her quirky moments like taking Ernest's ashes to Bingo because he always hated it and then accidentally leaving them on the bus.

    The book spans the time from before Annie and Ernest's marriage to the present and we find out all the things that Annie has endured over those many years. Two other important characters enter her life, Andrew and Ophelia, and they supply the romance and the tragedy in the story. I can honestly say that I laughed and I cried over the course of this charming book.

    Beautifully written, quirky without being silly, true to life especially the ending. Loved it and the author's name is now on my list.
  • Reviewed in the United States on June 24, 2018
    this book is great. Having been in not working marriage, the book made me think differently about what all happened. Or course, Annie had no choice but to marry Ernest, or to remain in the bad relationship. Then Ophelia lands into an impossible love story.... great book, excellent writing, found very little mistakes, always a pleasure. I will read more of this author.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2014
    When Ernest dies (suddenly, of a heart attack, at age 83), his widow Annie will not agree to have the words "beloved husband" put in the advertisment.

    Annie's son Billy worries about his mother's reactions after the death of his father. And no doubt, some of her behaviour does seem rather odd; and would probably by most people be ascribed to shock, grief or dementia (or all three).

    "Death, it would seem, muddled up all the rules of normal behaviour." (quote from Ch.1)

    The two people who manage to see past the oddities and show genuine interest in Annie as a person, are the local vicar, Andrew, and Annie's granddaughter, Ophelia. Talking to Andrew, Annie gets a chance to look back on her life and tell her story; while the arrival of Ophelia helps her not to get too stuck in the past.

    The main focus of the novel is not really ageing and death, but relationships. I think that Frances Garrood manages quite well to spotlight not only the changes taken place in society over the past seventy years or so (in what we regard as "normal" when it comes to love, relationships and marriage) but also a more timeless discrepancy between our romantic ideals vs real life.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on September 16, 2018
    This is a story of people not just surviving their personal losses and grief over missed opportunities, but reaching beyond their pain toward peace and purpose and self made joy. People whose choices demonstrate an honorable spirit worthy of respect. I enjoyed sharing time with them.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2019
    This book was well written and easy to read. I found it charming, thought provoking and would recommend it to anyone but especially those whom love to ponder actions, consequences and morality.
  • Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2018
    An unexpectedly fun book. A bit shocking and sad, but that is real life, so it shouldn't be so surprising. The characters are likable and I identified with their feelings and situations in a strange way. It really is what goes on behind closed doors!

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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars A brilliant book!
    Reviewed in Australia on October 19, 2019
    I empathised so much with Annie. Her story is told with understanding, tenderness and a wonderful observation of real life. Loved the other characters too. I thoroughly recommend reading this book and I shall now look for other stories written by this talented author.
  • Brenda - Hagersville
    5.0 out of 5 stars disturbingly good
    Reviewed in Canada on March 7, 2019
    The story of Annie & Earnest is an interesting one, though not a happy one.
    When Earnest dies, Annie meets Vicar Andrew whose kindness allows Annie to unlock the secrets hiding 60 years of pain. Annie's granddaughter Ophelia comes to help and opens Annie's world further.
    A well-written, emotional tale where 'everyone needs to have a purpose' comes through, along with 'everyone needs to be needed' which allows for hope and peace.
  • fictionreader
    5.0 out of 5 stars Tender, funny, poignant and feels true
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 4, 2018
    This is a tender novel about two relationships, one in the past and one in the present. When Ernest dies, his wife Annie feels numb - their marriage wasn't exactly what people thought it was, and she is struggling to behave as the grieving widow. As readers we discover her past through her only friend Andrew, the local vicar, a man with his own crumbling marriage and crisis of faith. Taking in Annie's years as a land-girl and her years as wife to well-respected but controlling banker, Ernest, her story is sad but I suspect not uncommon. The character of Annie herself is refreshingly direct and I couldn't help but warm to her.

    When her daughter Ophelia comes to stay, things become even more complicated when she falls for a married man. (No spoilers!)
    This is a book about messy lives, and how love and respect can form in the unlikeliest situations. Its about parents and children, and how other people's expectations can nail a person into a fixed place from which it is hard to escape. The characters feel real, with all the soul searching and complexity that exists in real life. Sad and funny, this kept me engrossed right until its poignant ending. Highly recommended.
  • Amazon Customer
    4.0 out of 5 stars Thoroughly enjoyable
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 20, 2018
    I love the pun in the title. It often made me laugh aloud, never heavy, yet it has serious side and an underlying morality to it.
  • June
    4.0 out of 5 stars Nice and light.
    Reviewed in Australia on November 4, 2019
    Ernest was a nasty piece of work but he was mostly a man of his time. Annie was able to rise above his cruelty and make a new life for herself in older age. A common story.
    Predictable ending. No surprises here.

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