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How to Vex a Vampire (VRC: Vampire Related Crimes Book 1) Kindle Edition

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Finn
Getting into the vampire-only detective unit was the easy part; what’s going to be more difficult is dealing with my new partner, an ancient vampire who keeps threatening to eat me. The unit has never had a human in it, and Marcus—or as I like to call him, Fangy McFangface—would really prefer to keep it that way. He’s grumpy, short-tempered, and broody, but I have a way with words and I know he’s starting to like me, even if he swears he’s not. But what he doesn’t know is that I didn’t join the unit because I was tired of being a homicide detective, I joined because there is someone after me. They’ve already taken enough from me and I’m afraid they’re going to take all of me if I don’t find someone to help. That’s all Marcus was supposed to be, but now, he’s so much more and I can’t imagine my life without him.

Marcus
The moment the pesky human walked through that door, I knew I had to get rid of him. He’s charming and almost everyone else instantly loves him, but he doesn’t understand how risky it is being part of this unit as a human. But as I get to know the stubborn man, I learn that perhaps he’s not as naive as I once thought. And maybe he’s what I needed to realize there is more to life than just work and my dog. A group arises who is threatening to disrupt the alliance between the humans and the vampires, but Finn is the one who shows me how strong that alliance can be and reminds me why it’s worth protecting. When threats hit closer to home, I realize I would do anything for Finn because he’s brought so much joy to my life—and because he’s mine.

This 105k word book contains: A creative use for undergarments, unintentional splits, a wolfhound who just wants to be a part of things, a vertically challenged human who still manages to wrap every vampire he meets around his little finger, the best date ever, possessiveness, really awkward dancing, some workplace revenge, and just a bite or two. Or three.

While the plot of the first book is tied up and completed, there's a minor cliffhanger that will be tied up in the second book.
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B084KQH3G1
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ February 18, 2020
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3.3 MB
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 342 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Book 1 of 5 ‏ : ‎ VRC: Vampire Related Crimes
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Alice Winters started writing stories as soon as she was old enough to turn her ideas into written words. She loves writing a variety of things from romance and comedy to action. She also enjoys reading, horseback riding, and spending time with her pets.

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Customers find the book hilarious with many laugh-out-loud moments and entertaining banter between characters. Moreover, the storyline keeps readers guessing with exciting action scenes, and customers appreciate the marvelous characters with great dialogue. The world-building is sensational, and customers praise the writing quality, with one noting it's written at a great pace. Additionally, customers describe the vampires as sexy, and the characters work well together, with one review mentioning it's a match made in heaven. Customers also appreciate the emotional content, with one review noting how it made them more empathetic.

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191 customers mention "Humor"172 positive19 negative

Customers find the book hilarious, with many laugh-out-loud moments and wildly entertaining banter throughout the story.

"...immensely as it has action, mystery, interesting characters, and hilarious moments that make me smile and laugh...." Read more

"Love these characters! Entertaining and engaging story with a wider story arc that’s mysterious and horrifying all at the same time...." Read more

"...The world Finn and Marcus live in is interesting and close enough to our own to be relatable...." Read more

"...actually laugh out loud so many times and I did NOT expect it to be as fun and hilarious as it was. Finn & Marcus were so funny and sweet...." Read more

139 customers mention "Storyline"120 positive19 negative

Customers enjoy the storyline of the book, which keeps them guessing with plenty of drama and exciting action scenes, and one customer mentions it made them laugh out loud a couple of times.

"...I read this book, I know I enjoyed it immensely as it has action, mystery, interesting characters, and hilarious moments that make me smile and laugh..." Read more

"...Entertaining and engaging story with a wider story arc that’s mysterious and horrifying all at the same time. Can’t wait to read book two." Read more

"...Finn & Marcus were so funny and sweet...." Read more

"This was an okay book. It started off well but as I kept on reading it became more about just finding out what was going on then actually digging..." Read more

98 customers mention "Character development"92 positive6 negative

Customers enjoy the characters in the book, particularly appreciating the awesome dialogue between the main characters and how they connect with the worlds and characters created by the author.

"...book, I know I enjoyed it immensely as it has action, mystery, interesting characters, and hilarious moments that make me smile and laugh...." Read more

"Love these characters! Entertaining and engaging story with a wider story arc that’s mysterious and horrifying all at the same time...." Read more

"...The author knows how to create lovable characters as well as the sexy grumps. I can't eat their books up fast enough...." Read more

"...You have two incredible characters...." Read more

29 customers mention "World building"29 positive0 negative

Customers praise the world-building in the book, describing it as sensational and creative, with one customer noting how it opened up their mind.

"...First, there's the awesome world-building...." Read more

"...It was an interesting world Ms. Winters has made but Finn's insecurities can throw some readers for a loop...." Read more

"...I loved the characters and the developing relationship...." Read more

"I loved Finn and Marcus as characters but their relationship was just hilarious...." Read more

25 customers mention "Writing quality"18 positive7 negative

Customers praise the writing quality of the book, particularly its superb narration and awesome dialogue, with one customer noting how well it flows.

"...Each brings you its complicated past to the story, and the development is so smooth and funny that you just can't not love it...." Read more

"I finished the book, the writing and editing were good; so it is a solid three stars. I even laughed quite a bit...." Read more

"...The writing could have been sharpened, the repetitive words cut, and this book was longer than it needed to be. 90% of it felt like snarky banter...." Read more

"...I binge it and immediately started book 2. The audio narration is fantastic; Ferraiuolo brought the story to life...." Read more

17 customers mention "Sexiness"17 positive0 negative

Customers love the sexiness of the vampires in the book, with one customer specifically mentioning the adorable step-dads.

"...is complex and interesting with police forces and bad guys, and adorable step dads who want to protect their human son in a giant hamster ball...." Read more

"...The author knows how to create lovable characters as well as the sexy grumps. I can't eat their books up fast enough...." Read more

"If you like snarky dialogue, sexy vampires, smexy times and tons of action, this is a MUST READ! This book was so much more than I was expecting...." Read more

"Kept me captivated since the first page, sexy, funny, sweet, and full of twists and turns...." Read more

13 customers mention "Work team"13 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate how the characters work well together, with one customer describing them as a match made in heaven.

"...I love that this works is complex and interesting with police forces and bad guys, and adorable step dads who want to protect their human son in a..." Read more

"...It's well-written with obvious time and effort put into it...." Read more

"...A fantastic set up and I swear the best pupper ever!!! There will be a next one because there has to be and I am waiting impatiently for it...." Read more

"...They work well together and the skating scene is hilarious when Marcus-who-can-do-everything just can't, you know, skate...." Read more

12 customers mention "Emotional content"12 positive0 negative

Customers find the book emotionally engaging, with some describing it as intense and traumatic, while one customer mentions it includes heartfelt confessions and sad moments.

"...and engaging story with a wider story arc that’s mysterious and horrifying all at the same time. Can’t wait to read book two." Read more

"...So funny, but also emotional. Both Marcus and Finn have amazing chemestry." Read more

"...disturbing how a book can have this amount of suspense, real danger, trauma, murder and mayhem, with truly twisted villains and zealots at the root,..." Read more

"...It was also great how very traumatic and difficult things were treated without melodrama...." Read more

well developed characters and a solid mystery
5 out of 5 stars
well developed characters and a solid mystery
This story had been recommended to me by an independent reader group I joined and oh my GOSH am I glad it was. The most noticeable thing when you start the story is how the author doesn’t pop off with an info dump. The characters aren’t explained, they’re introduced. And they are introduced RIGHT. You get to know them more as you read, almost as if you are actually in the story and getting to know them personally. I loved the fact that the main character’s disability got proper representation and that the focus wasn’t on that solely, but still addressed it. The characters and the story felt so real and the mystery aspect was incredibly well done. There are pieces that the reader can put together but it still takes you on a journey with unexpected twists the whole way! I’d say the only thing keeping me from falling head over heels for it is just a personal preference/dissatisfaction with how the relationship took a fast turn at one point in the story. Especially for Marcus’s end, it felt somewhat unexpected like there was no buildup for him, or it at least didn’t get covered enough before he came around to accepting Finn’s feelings. But WOW are they a 🔥🔥🔥 couple. A power couple if you will. I have never seen a character with a personality quite like Finn and his sass alone could have kept me entertained as if it were it’s own plot. Seriously, Finn by far has to be one of my favorite characters of all time. Almost IMMEDIATELY I was captured by his sarcasm and playfulness. 😂👏🏻 I can’t stress it enough when I say that I love all the characters in this story. They were all so well put together and interesting. A BANGER! A MUST FOR MM FANS! Like myself haha.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2020
    This would be my 2nd time reading this book. But also the first time I've listened to the audio book. The first time I read this book, I know I enjoyed it immensely as it has action, mystery, interesting characters, and hilarious moments that make me smile and laugh. This time around, despite enjoying it very much while feeling the same emotions about this book when I read it the first time, I sort of have mixed feelings about it and I'm not sure why. Maybe there is something I feel like is missing. Or it could be I just wasn't in the mood to read this book again.

    *Spoilers*
    I honestly do like the characters. Finn, Marcus, Karsyn, and the other characters are all really interesting. I am curious though, of just how old Marcus is and why he seems to be different compared to other vampires. (I'm going to avoid being specific on this subject as I think this plays sort of a vital role in the story or at least might be a major spoiler) There is the thing he confirmed about himself to Finn, but that doesn't exactly make sense on why Finn is noticing these things about Marcus that is so different or is a whole lot better than his past experiences. Marcus did confirm that DeGray, Karsyn, and Brooks are all older compared to other vampires, but Finn can tell that Marcus is older than all three of them (Marcus also pretty much confirms that as well). I am also interested in learning more about Marcus's past, as from what he had said, it doesn't seem like he has any children of his own. He also mentioned he had once been trapped in a cage at one point in his life. Why did he never have children of his own? Was it because of what happened with the woman he had mentioned to Finn? How did he even end up getting that severely hurt in the first place? Why would someone trap him in a cage? I just feel like there is so much more to learn about Marcus as a character, such as why he has kept his distance from other people/vampires for so long and why his brother apparently tried to kill him. I will say that listening to the audio book for the first time made me realize that Marcus's favorite thing to say is: 1. No. 2. I'm sorry. And 3. I'll protect you. As he says those things or similar things constantly, despite how cute or amusing it can be. Finn's favorite things to say seem to be: 1. Oh so sexy (lol). 2. Thank you. And 3. I'm fine.
    I did find the whole "getting back at his fellow co-workers" scene to be hilarious. For some reason, I honestly thought I recalled that he started laughing in an evil like manner during that scene when they all started kneeling before him or when he attacked Wren, but I must have made that up in my head.
    I am really curious though on who exactly is stalking Finn. It had to be an ancient vampire, but I don't really understand his fixation on Finn or why he basically tortured Finn in the past. I also don't get why he was with his mother during the car accident when she should have probably still been in jail and didn't have any custody over him. Was his mother somehow involved with his stalker? When did the stalking start happening? I also feel like the stalker vampire is somehow behind or involved with the group who is behind the drugs, as it couldn't be just a coincidence that he appeared in the same club as Marcus and Finn were investigating. I kind of thought maybe it could be Marcus's brother, but Marcus would know by his scent, voice, and so forth if it was. Also, his brother and Marcus are probably very similar in age, and this stalker vampire has to be older than Marcus from how powerful his aura was. So it has to be someone we've not met yet. It is creepy though how he always seems to know where Finn is. Maybe the blood he gave Finn acts as sort of a beacon or tracker? I am also curious about Orin as well. What does he do for a living? Does Finn's sister work in their father's company? Is he the oldest vampire in the city or is Marcus older or of similar age to Orin? Why hasn't he done anything or confronted the stalker? Is the stalker that strong that both Marcus and Orin are afraid of him? I think one of the issues I am having with this book is the writing. Nothing against the author as I enjoy reading her books, but the base outline of the characters is a bit redundant. Short, smart mouthed/sassy main character1, who likes to make jokes/innuendos, and loves animals. Tall, physically fit main character2/love interest, gradually softens to main character1 and falls in love despite being relatively mean to each other with their teasing. Also, having an older mentor who sometimes acts as a fatherly figure towards main character 1 or 2. And there is always a cute pet, such as a dog. I've read quite a few of this author's books and these are things that are used constantly in her books that are all very similar but seems to work for her. This is the first time I've had this issue, but I kind of wish she could change things up a bit and go outside the box she has built.
  • Reviewed in the United States on January 16, 2024
    So this is probably a 4.5 star for me. And I want to give it five stars but I found myself skipping pages of dialogue because there was only so much sarcasm and snark I could take before I wanted to drop the MC. This is definitely a case of too much of a good thing. There is a timing to comedic back and forth that works at breaking tension but when someone’s entire personality is one liners and lobs it gets irritating. I Love how our MC is kick a with two missing limbs. I love that this works is complex and interesting with police forces and bad guys, and adorable step dads who want to protect their human son in a giant hamster ball. But, and I say this as someone who loves a snarky take no prisoners MC…. Sometimes the best response isn’t a one liner…or twenty. Overall I liked this into to the series. I loved the supporting characters. I like that it’s not over explained. But I really did skip over pages where our two partners were talking because if I had to read another double entendres or snarky line I was going to DNF.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2025
    Love these characters! Entertaining and engaging story with a wider story arc that’s mysterious and horrifying all at the same time. Can’t wait to read book two.
  • Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2025
    I have never fallen in love with a characters personality so fast! Finn has the best attitude about life and has humor to keep everyone around him from murdering him! The interactions between him and Marcus are some of my favorite parts of the book. I can't imagine a better partner that Finn for Marcus. He needs that attitude in his life. Now for the rest of the team I adore them.

    The author knows how to create lovable characters as well as the sexy grumps. I can't eat their books up fast enough. The world Finn and Marcus live in is interesting and close enough to our own to be relatable. I just could not put this book down and am devouring every book I can find.

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  • Christine.Marcoux
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great read!
    Reviewed in Canada on March 22, 2020
    This was a good story for an afternoon to relax and laugh. The main characters are quite lovable. Finn is funny without getting on my nerves as an attention whore which is a fine balance to walk, maybe the fact that he doesn’t act like a victim even if he suffered greatly in the past, acts as a good conter weight in the balance. The investigation is also interesting as it evolves from hate crimes to crazies trying to take control (terrorists). Good story and it flows with a nice pace. Lighthearted story even if torture and trauma are mentioned, strong characters even if their depth is not intense without it being shallow; we are reading a romance story so it perfect for what it is. The glimpse from their lives makes me want to hear from Marcus’s brother, maybe get him involved in Finigan’s protective circle and get to read Karshyn’s budding office love story.
  • AS VERGNAUD
    5.0 out of 5 stars Super découverte
    Reviewed in France on May 21, 2020
    1er livre que j'ai lu d'Alice Winters. Une très très bonne découverte. L'univers et les personnages sont travaillés et intéressants. L'action est bien amenée. L'humour est très présent. Je n'ai pas pu le lâcher avant de l'avoir terminé.
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great Read
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 7, 2024
    Lots of laughs, lots of action and some fab spice! I can't wait for the next book! Note, one of the MC's is an amputee.
  • Lailita
    5.0 out of 5 stars Marcus & Finn
    Reviewed in Brazil on July 4, 2022
    This was a very different book and it sure should be enjoyed this way.

    It certainly has no pretentiousness of being serious or full of sadness or even heavy drama, as it comes only to entertain and cheer the reader.

    The author has a very unique way to write and to create joyful and bright character’s’ personalities.

    This was the third book of hers that I read and they were very similar in this aspect.

    Finn is simply amazing, fun and sassy in pocket size.

    No matter how much he suffered and how much his life was marked by events that nobody should experience, he thrived as one of the most adorable characters I’ve ever read.

    Marcus, in the extreme other hand, is always brooding, grumpiness at its best, but he gets under Finn’s spell and becomes addicted to his warmth and brightness as we do too.

    Together they will bring a whole dark organization down and live their love at most.

    Give yourself a chance of laughing in the most inconvenient places and times with them and read this book.
  • María Je
    5.0 out of 5 stars Me ha gustado
    Reviewed in Spain on April 11, 2020
    Me ha entretenido. Los personajes son simpáticos y el relato policial acompaña a la historia principal. Estoy deseando leer algún título más de esta colección.

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