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Everybody Dies (Jack Daniels) Paperback – April 25, 2018

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MY BROTHER, THE SERIAL KILLER...

They call him The Man With Seven Tears.

He has a teardrop tattoo on his cheek for every man he's murdered for his twisted cause. He's the head of the most ruthless hate group in the USA, and he's about to commit the biggest act of domestic terrorism in history.

There's only one person alive who knows him well enough to stop him. Someone strong enough. Determined enough. Smart enough.

Someone willing to lose everything.

His younger brother; a problem solver named Phineas Troutt.

EVERYBODY DIES by J.A. Konrath
Blood runs thick...

If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book.

EVERYBODY DIES
Bad Language - 8
Scary - 4
Violent - 7
Funny - 8
Sexy - 2
Crossovers - Features Jack Daniels, Phineas Troutt, Harry McGlade, and includes characters from the Konrath Dark Thriller Collective, the Codename: Chandler series, and the Timecaster series.

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    Jack Daniels
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From J.A. KONRATH - THREE THRILLING SERIES, ONE STORY WORLD

Jack Daniels Series

Jack Daniels Thrillers

Twenty-two gripping suspense novels, and dozens of short stories, starring Chicago Homicide cop Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels, career criminal Phineas Troutt, private eye Harry McGlade, and too many serial killers to count...

This series of complete--but connected--novels also ties in with the Konrath Dark Thriller Collective and the Codename Chandler series, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

Konrath Dark Thriller Collective

Konrath Dark Thriller Collective

Twelve edge-of-your-seat thriller novels featuring police officer Tom Mankowski, molecular biologist Dr. Frank Belgium, and ex-military Fabler as they face psychos, evil scientists, and worse...

This series of complete--but connected--novels also ties in with the Jack Daniels Thrillers and the Codename Chandler series, taking readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

Codename Chandler Series

Codename Chandler Series

Join secret agent Chandler, psychotic spy Hammett, and brilliant recluse Fleming as they fight to save the world--while also fighting each other--in eight jaw-dropping action tales...

This series of complete--but connected--stories also ties in with the Konrath Dark Thriller Collective and the Jack Daniels Thrillers, taking readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

THIS IS THE SERIES YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

Jack Daniels Books

WHAT MAKES A GREAT THRILLER

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  • Thrilling
  • Funny
  • Scary
  • Romantic
  • Emotional
  • Twisty
  • Good Characters
  • Awesome Ending
GRIPPING

In fact you might grip so hard you'll break your ereader...

The Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels Series

THRILLS, LAUGHS, & SCARES

Looking for a pulse-pounding, nail-biting, can't-stop-reading series filled with suspense, terror, giggles, and a smattering of romance?

Looking for the worst villains, the most twists, the craziest mysteries, and the kinds of characters you wish were your real-life friends?

Looking for a fast, fun read that makes you smile and shriek, often on the same page?

Welcome to the world of Jack.

UNPUTDOWNABLE

Clear your schedule, because once you start you won't stop...

Editorial Reviews

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What They're Saying About Joe Konrath's Writing

"Excellent smart-mouth thrills... my advice: Take a long sip."- Lee Child, author of Blue Moon

"Constant thrills and chills." - Heather Graham, author of The Seekers

"Snappy dialogue. Powerful action. A fabulous character to spend time with." - David Morrell, author of First Blood

"If the Grim Reaper has a sense of humor, he reads JA Konrath."- William Kent Krueger, author of This Tender Land

"It's funny and scary, just like real life."- James O. Born, author of Shock Wave

"Laugh-out-loud funny... even when read sober."- PJ Parrish, author of The Killing Song

"I haven't actually read this book." - Dave Barry, author of Tricky Business

"Fast-paced...(a) cross between Carl Hiaasen and Thomas Harris."- Publishers Weekly

"Engaging... full of humor... fans of Janet Evanovich will like this."- Library Journal

"Pithy banter... it's like a Monty Python rendition of a crime novel."- The Courier

"Put me down for another round of Lieutenant Jack Daniels." - Andrew Vachss, author of Another Life

"A literary cocktail that'll knock you off your chair." - Ridley Pearson, author of White Bone

From the Author

JA KONRATH BIBLIOGRAPHY

For the completists, or those with a bit of obsessive/compulsiveness, or the folks that just like my stuff and want to know how it all connects, I have a lot of recurring characters and intertwined series. If you need to know the best reading order, or how to make sure you haven't missed anything, check out the bibliography page on my website. You can also visit there to see when a new title will be released.

If you're just looking for a quick checklist, here are my main series.

These do not have to be read in any particular order, but I encourage you to read them all.

JACK DANIELS THRILLERS
#1-Whiskey Sour
#2-Bloody Mary
#3-Rusty Nail
#4-Dirty Martini
#5-Shot Of Tequila
#6-Fuzzy Navel
#7-Cherry Bomb
#8-Dead On My Feet
#9-Serial Killers Uncut (with Blake Crouch)
#10-Shaken
#11-Stirred (with Blake Crouch)
#12-Dying Breath
#13-Everybody Dies
#14-Rum Runner
#15-Last Call
#16-White Russian
#17-Shot Girl
#18-Chaser 
#19-Old Fashioned
#20-Bite Force
#21-Jack Rose
#22-Witch Brew
Bonus #2.5-Lady 52 (with Jude Hardin)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 1 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 2 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 3 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 4 (Novella Collection)
Banana Hammock (Novella Collection)

THE KONRATH DARK THRILLER COLLECTIVE
#1-The List
#2-Origin
#3-Afraid
#4-Trapped
#5-Endurance
#6-Haunted House
#7-Webcam
#8-Disturb
#9-What Happened To Lori
#10-The Nine 
#11-Second Coming
#12-Close Your Eyes
Bonus #4.5-Holes in the Ground (with Iain Rob Wright)
Bonus #5.5-Draculas (with Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand, F. Paul Wilson)
Bonus #6.5-Grandma? (with Talon Konrath)

TIMECASTER
#1-Timecaster
#2-Timecaster Supersymmetry
#3-Timecaster Steampunk

CODENAME: CHANDLER (with Ann Voss Peterson)
#1-Flee
#2-Spree
#3-Three
#4-Hit
#5-Exposed
#6-Naughty
#7-Fix (with F. Paul Wilson)
#8-Rescue
#9-Free

STOP A MURDER PUZZLE BOOKS
#1-How: Puzzles 1-12
#2-Where: Puzzles 13-24
#3-Why: Puzzles 25-36
#4-Who: Puzzles 37-48
#5-When: Puzzles 49-60
#6-Answers
Stop A Murder Complete Cases (Book 1-5)

MISCELLANEOUS
65 Proof - Collected Short Stories
The Globs Of Use-A-Lot 3 (With Dan Maderak)

EROTICA
Writing as Melinda DuChamp

MAKE ME BLUSH series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Mister Kink
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Witches
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Six & Candy

ALICE series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Alice In Wonderland
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Through The Looking Glass
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Alice At The Hellfire Club
#4-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dracula
#5-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
#6-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Frankenstein
#7-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's Christmas Special
#8-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's New Year Ball

JEZEBEL series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Jezebel And The Beanstalk
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Puss In Boots
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Goldilocks

SEXPERTS series
#1-The Sexperts - Kinky Grades Of Shay
#2-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Pearl Necklace
#3-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Alien

Product details

  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ April 25, 2018
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 260 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1980932468
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1980932468
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 12.5 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.59 x 9 inches
  • Book 13 of 24 ‏ : ‎ Jack Daniels
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.5 out of 5 stars 492 ratings

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J. A. Konrath

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Joe Konrath has written over twenty novels in the Lt. Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels thriller series. They do not have to be read chronologically to be enjoyed, but the order is: Whiskey Sour, Bloody Mary, Rusty Nail, Dirty Martini, Shot of Tequila, Fuzzy Navel, Cherry Bomb, Dead On My Feet, Serial Killers Uncut (with Blake Crouch), Shaken, Stirred (with Blake Crouch), Dying Breath, Everybody Dies, Rum Runner, Last Call, White Russian, Shot Girl, Chaser, Old Fashioned, Bite Force, and Witch Brew. More coming soon.

Wow, that's a lot of Jack.

If you like your thrillers on the dark side, check out the Konrath Dark Thriller Collective, which includes the books The List, Origin, Afraid, Trapped, Endurance, Haunted House, Webcam, Disturb, What Happened To Lori, The Nine, Second Coming, and Close Your Eyes.

Joe also wrote the Stop A Murder mystery puzzle series, where you become the sleuth and solve brain teasers to try and catch a killer.

He also wrote the sci-fi trilogy, Timecaster, Timecaster Supersymmetry, and Timecaster Steampunk. Even if you don't think you like sci-fi, give them a try. They feature Joe's well-known characters from his other series, and are insane.

With Ann Voss Peterson he wrote the Codename: Chandler thrillers, including Flee, Spree, Three, Hit, Exposed, Naughty, Fix (with F. Paul Wilson), Rescue, and Free.

And, finally, he writes erotica under the pen name Melinda DuChamp, also with Ann Voss Peterson. Those books are probably too spicy for you, so only the brave and bold should seek them out.

Joe writes a lot. You should probably read everything.

You can visit Joe and sign up for his newsletter at www.JAKonrath.com/mailing-list.php

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Customers find the book to be an amazing and great novel by Konrath.

"...Murder, mayhem and hilarity. Can't beat it for a fun and exciting novel. Keep on keepin on, dude!" Read more

"...Worthy read and couldn't place the last installment to the Phin storyline." Read more

"I read all 3 books from this series and really loved them all. The characters are detailed in a way they're so easy to get to know and root for...." Read more

"This short series is one of the best I've read in a long time that made me laugh out loud frequently! Harry is just funny!!..." Read more

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"...Ever consider stand-up??? Murder, mayhem and hilarity. Can't beat it for a fun and exciting novel. Keep on keepin on, dude!" Read more

"...Yes he's a pig most of the time but he's vulnerable, lovable and full of good intentions alll the same. Would reccomend!!!" Read more

"Scary, funny and heartbreaking. Phin has the scariest, evil brother ever...." Read more

"...series is one of the best I've read in a long time that made me laugh out loud frequently! Harry is just funny!!..." Read more

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"...It's pretty obvious that his character is a good indication of how Konrath's demented mind works. Ever consider stand-up???..." Read more

"...The characters are detailed in a way they're so easy to get to know and root for. And contrary to what some folks say, I love Harry's character...." Read more

"Fast paced, interesting characters, good dialog.,. Exciting. Totally enjoyed this one. Will read more by Konrath. Surprise ending. Give it a read." Read more

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  • Carole T
    5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome......again!
    Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2020
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    Konrath has become my favorite author. I don't usually read consecutive books in a series. I like to skip around amongst some of my other favorites. But, I can't seem to leave this one. A side note - I hope Harry McGlade shows up in more stories. It's pretty obvious that his character is a good indication of how Konrath's demented mind works. Ever consider stand-up???
    Murder, mayhem and hilarity. Can't beat it for a fun and exciting novel.
    Keep on keepin on, dude!
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    4.0 out of 5 stars Everybody dies
    Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2018
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    It's a shame that you weren't able to introduce these books at the same time as Jack's series. They would of helped in understanding the relationship between Jack and Phin. Worthy read and couldn't place the last installment to the Phin storyline.
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  • Amazon Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Proof that literary agents don't always know best
    Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2019
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    I read all 3 books from this series and really loved them all. The characters are detailed in a way they're so easy to get to know and root for. And contrary to what some folks say, I love Harry's character. He's a breath of fresh air when everyone else is so serious. Yes he's a pig most of the time but he's vulnerable, lovable and full of good intentions alll the same. Would reccomend!!!
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  • Terry
    5.0 out of 5 stars Theme of the Book: Everybody Dies
    Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2020
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    This is the book I have been missing. It answers so many questions about the Jack Daniels series.

    You can read other, professional reviews (pay close attention to Dave Barry), to get an idea of they think. Read the blurb to find out what it is about.

    Harry's parts are hysterical. Jack and Phin come to an agreement. Didn't see that coming. Did any of the other books in Jackdanielsverse ever mention Phin had a brother? If one did, I missed it.

    Phin has a brother. The brother, Hugo, if he hasn't been mentioned before, is exactly the type of family member you just don't talk about.

    This has a high rating for both violence and funny. I think funny should be a higher score.

    Can I review this twice and give more stars? Didn't think so.
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  • Jennifer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderfull
    Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2021
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    Scary, funny and heartbreaking. Phin has the scariest, evil brother ever. Couldn’t put this one down, so not much sleep, not to mention the nightmares.
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  • Jenel Still
    4.0 out of 5 stars Hugo
    Reviewed in the United States on November 8, 2019
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    Phin and Pasha are still together. Phin has a brother Hugo and while in prison, Hugo is recruited to serve the Caucasian Nation. In order to advance in rank, he must kill people in a specified order. He gets out of prison, kills Kenny and kidnaps Pasha in order to get to Phin.
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  • jax
    3.0 out of 5 stars Distraction
    Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2018
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    It’s too bad that there so many errors in the book when a good proof reader could have made a difference.
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  • GJ
    5.0 out of 5 stars Definitely worth the read!!
    Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2019
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    This short series is one of the best I've read in a long time that made me laugh out loud frequently! Harry is just funny!! I'll save the ending for those who haven't read it yet.
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  • S.T.Cooper
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    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 5, 2025
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  • Vesper
    4.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining thriller
    Reviewed in Canada on June 16, 2019
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    Hugo Troutt is determined to get his eighth teardrop tattoo, which he achieves by killing his brother Phineas Troutt. To this end he kidnaps Pasha, Phin's girlfriend. He is also aiming to become the biggest USA serial killer. Can Phineas with the help of Jack Daniels and Harry McGlade stop him.
    An entertaining thriller
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  • Helen smith
    4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 7, 2018
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    Another good Konrath book
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  • Claude Tremblay
    4.0 out of 5 stars action constante
    Reviewed in Canada on October 14, 2018
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    Ce thriller est comme les autres de PhineasTroutt excellent. De l'action du début a la fin!
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  • Wendy
    1.0 out of 5 stars Violent and Brutal
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 18, 2018
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    I like the books about Jack Daniels and Phineas Troutt - not about Harry Mclade, those books are just plain irritating - and I wanted to find out what happened to Phineas. This book spends a lot of time on his extremely cruel and sadistic brother.

    Maybe the storyline was good, but far too much time spent on the blood and gore - with vivid explanations. I'll be honest, this book gave me nightmares, even though I skipped most of the parts about Hugo.

    Even trying not to read about Hugo, I read to the end as I wanted to know about Phineas.

    Read only if you enjoy sadism, cruelty and torture - with graphic descriptions.
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