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Karen, Mayor of Zombtown: NSF, 18+, adults only, extreme violence, sexual content, zom rom, coarse language, intentional errors, fun, humorous, zombie twist, adult situations, pop culture. Kindle Edition
A Zombie Romp Starring: Karen – Mayor of Zombtown; and Duggan – Smug Asshole.
PARENTAL ADVISORY
OCCASIONAL EXPLICIT CONTENT
NSF, 18+, adults only, extreme violence, sexual content, coarse language, intentional errors, fun, humorous, zombie twist, adult situations, pop culture.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Prologue
PART ONE – THE MAYOR
Chapter One – I Have An Idea, Go Away
Chapter Two – Smile? I Am Smiling
Chapter Three – I Hate Morning People and Mornings, and People
Chapter Four – There Are Two Kinds of People in the World But I’d Prefer Zero
Chapter Five – I Had Fun Once, It Was Awful
PART TWO – THE SURVIVORS
Chapter Six – Good Morning? No Such Thing
Chapter Seven – Nope
Chapter Eight – If You’re Happy and You Know It, Get Away from Me
Chapter Nine – What Doesn’t Kill You Isn’t Working
Chapter Ten – Just Give Up
PART THREE - THE STRAGGLERS
Chapter Eleven – He’s Dead, Jim
Chapter Twelve – Tell Someone Who Cares
Chapter Thirteen – Here Is a Gift, Now Go Away
Chapter Fourteen – Everybody Take It Off!
Chapter Fifteen – If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Good
PART FOUR - THE COMMUNITY
Chapter Sixteen – You Only Live Once, One Time Too Many
Chapter Seventeen – It’s a Zombie Eat Zombie World and I’m Hungry
Chapter Eighteen – Too Bad, So Sad
Chapter Nineteen – Is It Legal to Sell My Family?
Intermission
Chapter Twenty – This Is the End, My Friend, The End
Epilogue
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Thank You for Reading
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About the author

When Melanie Dixon, a professional online content writer, graphic designer, and author, moved to New Westminster in the 20th century, she was told she'd never leave. She recently moved to Port Cat, only to learn that it was called "Westminster Junction" during the Victorian times. She can never escape! You may find her articles, graphics, photos, and short stories in a lengthy list of publications, so she can’t be bothered to list them all here. (Yahoo, Better Homes & Gardens, Confederacy of Steam Versus Zombies, Zombified: Hazardous Material, Devolution Z, Antipodean Steam Guild Journal, etc. She has published books on Amazon & Other Sites: We Are Watching You, The Aquaria Chronicles, Just One More Purr, A Collection of Cats, Zombie Survival Club, and Karen, Mayor of Zombtown. She was a writer panelist at VCON 2014; and has been a panelist, volunteer, festival organizer, and proofreader/editor for the Creative Ink Festival since 2016.
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