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Not His Vampire: Romantic Comedy (Not This Series Book 3) Kindle Edition

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Welcome to New Port where shifters, witches, and vampires live openly next to humans working jobs, ordering take-out from the blood bank, and looking for love in all the wrong places.

Magic is real. Shifters exist.

Trixie Russell knows this. Everyone does. But no one told her about the monster lurking in the basement of the dragon’s castle. Not until it was too late.

Victor Petrov is ancient, and vampires his age should not lose control of their hunger. And yet that’s exactly the problem which landed him chained in a dragon’s dungeon. Then in walks a human female with cotton candy hair who smells like sunshine, her pulse a sweet melody in his parched ears, and the fragile thread of his control snaps. Again.

Like it or not, Trixie is now tied to Viktor's, and he seems short a few marbles. She plans on making his eternity a misery until he reveals they have an enemy in common. Trixie is totally on board with helping him escape so she could get her revenge. After that, she’s done. They’re over. She wouldn’t be his vampire.

Not His Vampire is the hilarious third book in the paranormal romcom Not This Series. If you like steamy attractions, fast-paced action, and snarky humor, then you’ll love Annie Nicholas’s hotter than hot romp.

THOUGH PART OF A SERIES, THESE BOOKS CAN BE READ AS STANDALONE ROMANTIC COMEDIES.

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2 Not His Werewolf - also in Audio
3 Not His Vampire - also in Audio
4 Not His Christmas
5 Not Her Gargoyle
6 Not Her Alpha
7 Their Baby Dragon
8 Not Her Dragon
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Not this Series
Not his Dragon book 1
Not his Werewolf book 2
Not his Vampire book 3Not his Christmas book 4
Not her Gargoyle book 5Not her Alpha book 6 Their Baby Dragon book 7

Other Series by Annie Nicholas
Vanguard Elite
Bootcamp of Misfit Wolves book 1
A Taste of Shifter Geekdom book 2
Blind Wolf Bluff book 3
Penny of the Paranormal book 4Pallas book 5
The Vanguards series
The Omegas
The Alpha
The BetaAngler Series:
Bait (book 1)
Catch (book 2)
Release (book 3)Hunting Colby (book 4)Fugitive (book 5)Hook (book 6)
Chronicles of Eorthe
Scent of Salvation
Scent of Valor
Scent of a Scandal

Lake City Series
Ravenous (Free)
Starved for Love
Sinful Cravings

Stand Alone BooksBoarded

About the Author

Annie Nicholas writes paranormal romance with bite. She has courted vampires, hunted with shifters, and slain a dragon's ego all with the might of her pen. Besides self-publishing, she also writes for Carina Press and Kensington Publishing. Urban farmer, dog rescuer, and best cook in her house-fine, only cook in her house-are some of the other hats she wears.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B075D7DB9J
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (November 20, 2017)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ November 20, 2017
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3.3 MB
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  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 288 pages
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Annie Nicholas writes paranormal romance with a twist. She has courted vampires, hunted with shifters, and slain a dragon's ego all with the might of her pen. Riding the wind of her imagination, she travels beyond the restraints of reality and shares them with anyone wanting to read her stories. Mother, daughter, and wife are some of the other hats she wears while hiking through the hills and dales of her adopted state of Vermont.

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Customers enjoy this vampire romance series, finding it fun to read with wonderful characters and humor throughout. The plot features suspenseful moments within the vampire nest, and customers appreciate the romance, with one noting the evolution of their relationship is enjoyable to watch. Customers describe the book as lovely, with one review highlighting Trixie's spunk.

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44 customers mention "Enjoyment"44 positive0 negative

Customers find the book enjoyable, describing it as a wonderful read that's fun to read about, with one customer mentioning they binged through the entire series.

"I greatly enjoyed Viktor and Trixie’s tale...." Read more

"...This story was cute and played out well...." Read more

"The Not This series is just a ton of fun! In this story, our dog catcher is back, and stumbles into the dungeon and meets a vampire...." Read more

"...Victor has problems and now Trixie is added to the mix. This starts a fun romp as Victor tries to provide the guidance that Trixie needs to adjust..." Read more

17 customers mention "Humor"17 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the humor in the book, finding it light and entertaining, with one customer noting that the whole series is a great laugh.

"...Their story had me laughing out loud and it warmed my heart. I love all the characters form this series so far...." Read more

"I love everything about this series. The snappy sarcastic humor, the powerful alpha males, and the delicate spitfire women that bring them to their..." Read more

"I love this series so far; the humor, the quirky characters...." Read more

"...I loved Trixie her spunk, her personality shone. She was funny and fun to read about. Viktor had my heart strings pulling lol...." Read more

15 customers mention "Character development"15 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the character development in the book, with one customer noting the mix of good guys and bad guys, while another mentions the mystery and mayhem elements.

"...We meet old friends and make new ones, run into good guys and bad guys, and fall colors n love on the way to a great HEA!..." Read more

"I love this series so far; the humor, the quirky characters...." Read more

"...The character development is good. Trixie and Viktor are both struggling with issues: hers new, his old...." Read more

"Sure do like this series.the characters are wonderful and I really enjoy the storyline. Great bad guys. Tomorrow I’ll start the next book" Read more

9 customers mention "Plot quality"9 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the plot of the book, with one mentioning the suspenseful moments within the vampire nest, while another notes it's not your average vampire romance.

"...story, our dog catcher is back, and stumbles into the dungeon and meets a vampire. They feel an attraction to each other, and the adventure begins...." Read more

"...The plot moves at a good pace, with little conflicts leading to the big one...." Read more

"...Just enough drama & intrigue to dilute the sweetness so that it doesn't come across saccharine...." Read more

"This is not your average vampire romance. It has a few twists to keep you on your toes...." Read more

8 customers mention "Romance"8 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the romance in the book, with one mentioning the immediate attraction between the main characters, while another appreciates how their relationship evolves throughout the story.

"...We meet old friends and make new ones, run into good guys and bad guys, and fall colors n love on the way to a great HEA!..." Read more

"...of extremely old age, and she is just a young woman, the pair share an immediate attraction and develop a very strong bond...." Read more

"I loved the story! It was fun, romantic and I totally binged it.. thank you for the fun/lighthearted read :)" Read more

"Humor, romance all come together in this novel...one of the few good ones I've read in awhile..will buy the next one as well." Read more

7 customers mention "Cute"7 positive0 negative

Customers find the book lovely, with one customer particularly appreciating Trixie's spunk.

"...The beautiful, sassy, pink haired spitfire of a woman with a heart of gold has Viktor feeling things he hasn’t felt in a very long time...." Read more

"...The snappy sarcastic humor, the powerful alpha males, and the delicate spitfire women that bring them to their knees...." Read more

"...I loved Trixie her spunk, her personality shone. She was funny and fun to read about. Viktor had my heart strings pulling lol...." Read more

"...Her characters are all interesting and likable. Her plots are easy to follow. Plus you can't wait to read the next installment." Read more

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  • Izzybear1
    5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it!
    Reviewed in the United States on July 24, 2019
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    I greatly enjoyed Viktor and Trixie’s tale.
    Viktor is a vampire born centuries ago in a time that was vastly different from the present day world he and Trixie live in. Although he’s made mistakes that resulted in terrible consequences Viktor is neither a bad man or vampire. He’s actually an individual haunted by his past and in a way trapped by his own self loathing.
    An unfortunate accident brings Trixie into his life and it’s the best thing to happen to him. The beautiful, sassy, pink haired spitfire of a woman with a heart of gold has Viktor feeling things he hasn’t felt in a very long time. Her love might just be the thing to rescue him, help him to heal and leave behind the past.
    Their story had me laughing out loud and it warmed my heart.
    I love all the characters form this series so far.
    I can’t wait to dive into Nick and Ruby’s story next.

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  • Anna-Marie Buchner
    4.0 out of 5 stars So I enjoyed this read
    Reviewed in the United States on March 15, 2025
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    Okay so this read was better. Our resident Master Vampire Viktor had to make a choice and offer something to Trixie he's never offered or done before. His first encounter with Trixie in Eoin's dungeon brought strange feelings to light. When Trixie was frightened by a gargoyle and fell down stairs in the castle she broke her neck. Viktor had a life or death offer and he chose life (but he did ask Trixie first). This story was cute and played out well. A little surprise however was the Riverbend Pack Alpha seems to have an interest in the one who had caused issues with black magic Jade Ellington who was a tattoo artist at a local parlor. I can't wait to see if there is a book for them or if there is even a them.
    Now my question is why are they titled Not His or Not Hers when in actuality the characters are in fact his and hers LOL
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  • Mkaye
    5.0 out of 5 stars He IS her vampire!
    Reviewed in the United States on August 13, 2019
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    The Not This series is just a ton of fun! In this story, our dog catcher is back, and stumbles into the dungeon and meets a vampire. They feel an attraction to each other, and the adventure begins. We meet old friends and make new ones, run into good guys and bad guys, and fall colors n love on the way to a great HEA! You won’t regret reading this series!
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  • Kristen Lewendon
    5.0 out of 5 stars I love everything about this series
    Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2017
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    I love everything about this series. The snappy sarcastic humor, the powerful alpha males, and the delicate spitfire women that bring them to their knees. Viktor has never had an easy time being a vampire. So, when he sires a fledgling for the first time in eight centuries it's not surprising that everything that came before is going to look like a piece of cake. A start, a stupid missed step and trixie's suddenly facing life as a supernatural. Good thing most of her best friends aren't human. I loved watching Trixie find her way in this world she never expected to be a part of. And seeing Viktor so invested in something that might give him hope was pretty awesome. Do we perhaps have the set-up for two future books here? I hope so.
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  • J. Jones
    5.0 out of 5 stars Fun and Tension Filled Romp
    Reviewed in the United States on December 5, 2017
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    Things that you think cannot exist do and Trixie Russell has just found out that vampires do exist. Soon after she is in an accident about to die when Victor Petrov, an ancient vampire, changes her. Victor has problems and now Trixie is added to the mix. This starts a fun romp as Victor tries to provide the guidance that Trixie needs to adjust to her new status. I loved how Victor is trying very hard to be a good sire to Trixie and how Trixie seems to bring the best out in Victor. Then those nasty werewolves interfere. That leads to tension and danger for both Victor and Trixie. A fun romp in this interesting world where the Not This series takes place.
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  • Indigo
    3.0 out of 5 stars lots of errors
    Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2021
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    I love this series so far; the humor, the quirky characters. But this particular book was hard to get through, due to the number of grammatical errors, missing words, incomplete sentences, and wrong word usage. If that makes it difficult for you to enjoy a book, you may wish to stay clear of this one. :( I hope the rest of the series has better editing!
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  • Jen Lapa
    4.0 out of 5 stars A delightful paranormal couple
    Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2019
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    I found the description of this volume to be somewhat misleading, making it sound like Viktor loses control of himself and in a bloodlust attacks Trixie and accidentally makes her a vampire. In truth, he is trying to save her life (in a fashion) when she is mortally wounded.

    Although he is a creature of extremely old age, and she is just a young woman, the pair share an immediate attraction and develop a very strong bond. The evolution of their relationship is fun to watch. And the fact that Viktor still has things that he can learn from Trixie is delightful.

    Of course, there was much angst and drama to had and worked through, some personal demons to be dealt with and such. But this pair come out of everything stronger than they were, and they do in fact devise some unique ways of attacking their problems.

    It was enjoyable to return to New Port and revisit some of the characters we've met in prior books. This tale was interesting in that it was a bit different from prior ones, being about paranormal creatures, but ones who are not shifters as most of the others in this world.

    I liked this unusual take on vampires where they would often satisfy their hunger for blood from willing donors, sometimes even via bagged products.

    It kind of ticks me off what a bum wrap Nick gets in the story. Okay, so, yes, technically he IS responsible for Trixie's death, but it was totally an accident. He certainly didn't mean to scare her and have her fall down the stairs. And, granted, he shouldn't have been in Eoin & Angie's castle to begin with, but Trixie really shouldn't have been there either.
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  • LacrYmosa Wolf
    5.0 out of 5 stars Vampire tattoo artists and a dog catcher?
    Reviewed in the United States on November 28, 2017
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    I loved this book! Viktor had my interest since meeting him in Not his dragon. Now I got to see more of him and I loved him even more.

    I loved Trixie her spunk, her personality shone. She was funny and fun to read about.

    Viktor had my heart strings pulling lol. But I did enjoy his bad a**sery and his bond to Trixie.

    I am curious as to what will happened with the dhampir and maybe the Riverbend alpha? Can't wait for what comes next. I love the humor and excitement of this series!
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  • Tessa
    5.0 out of 5 stars A (not) reformed vampire?
    Reviewed in Australia on November 23, 2017
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    Viktor is an old vampire with control problems. He keeps forgetting to feed at the right time and ends up going into blood list and killing his food. Trixie is an animal control officer who has an accident on the way to talking to Viktor ( who happens to be imprisoned in the dungeon of the dragon Eoin). The only way to save her life is to turn her into a vampire.
    This is another cute book in this series. I must say that it was good enough to ignore the few grammatical errors. I'm !looking forward to the next book which is why I gave it 5 stars. If you like comedy mixed in with a bit of drama and romance then this is for you.
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  • helenB
    5.0 out of 5 stars Lovely read
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 6, 2018
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    Another great story, can be read alone but better as part of the series
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  • Robin
    4.0 out of 5 stars I’m loving this series
    Reviewed in Canada on June 1, 2019
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    I’m really loving this series. The characters are wonderful. I really hope that there are a lot more in this series!
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  • Amazon Customer
    3.0 out of 5 stars Ok. Not great
    Reviewed in Australia on April 2, 2021
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    I'll say this for this author, at least you don't expect too much from her heroines. They start out kinda bimbo-esque so they don't disappoint you when they do 1 dumb thing after the next - you're expecting it. I do find her heroes a tad disappointing however. I bought this book because I thought the H might be a fun character from what I'd seen of him in the first book, but no.
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  • Lindsey
    4.0 out of 5 stars Great story but imperfect execution.
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 4, 2018
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    This is a standalone paranormal romance novel with a HEA that forms part of a series with overlapping characters. The story is as good as the previous two in the series however it is marred but poor editing. By poor editing I mean the odd missing word, he/she confusion and sentences where the subject matter was unclear. It meant that some sentences had to be re read to work out who was speaking or doing what. This seems to happen more in the first half of the book or maybe I eventually got so engrossed that I didn't notice the errors.
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