Francis has told Francesca he'd love her till the end of time. Now the end of time is what he's praying for. A failed writer, haunted by the most useless muse of them all, Francis drives to Italy to be best man at a wedding. All he wants to do is get drunk and have some fun with Francesca, the bride's BFF. What he doesn't want is to get married himself. Francesca's family, though, has very strict ideas. And guns. Back home, Francis soon finds he'd rather get rid of his new wife. But break his vow? Risk her brothers' wrath? If only he could end time...and then he gets offered the opportunity to do just that. This is a novella. Warning: Strong language.