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Walking on Custard & the Meaning of Life: A Guide for Anxious Humans Kindle Edition
He's an idiot.
Or, at least, so his Inner Critic is constantly telling him. No wonder he lives with anxiety!
But somehow, during his nervous bumbling through life, he learned to live with anxiety and to manage the unhelpful mental habits he'd picked up along the way.
Oh... and he stumbled on the Meaning of Life, too.
Now he's sharing hilarious real-life stories, inventive fantasy fiction and badly-drawn graphs to help you to be less anxious and more happy.
In this compelling, surprising and delightful guide to life for humans, Neil explores the roots of anxiety and how to (gently) uproot them, all while battling the irritating interruptions from his doubtful Inner Critic.
Then--after handling love, crises, relationships, purpose, and contentment--he even makes time to consider death and the Meaning of Life itself.
Whether you're pitying Neil's hapless attempts to navigate the real world, or joining him on imaginary adventures to outer space or magical shops, you'll discover deep insights into anxiety, new techniques to live more happily, and plenty of laughs along the way.
And, somehow, it turns out everything can be explained using custard...
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This is the book Neil wanted to read when he was at his most anxious. Unfortunately for him, it didn't exist, so he had to write it instead.
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NOT PRAISE FOR NEIL HUGHES
"It's not bad, I suppose" - Neil's Mum
"Neil has a pleasing use of commas" - Anonymous
"it is a book" - Isla McLoughlin, aged 2-and-a-half
SOME PRAISE FOR NEIL HUGHES
"To merely call it a self-help book would be a complete disservice to the author. Part biography, part guide, and part Brother's Grimm Fairy Tales of the Strange... if only I had read this growing up then I might not have felt so alone." - Claire Eastham, weallmadhere.com
"A brave book and a noble one because, really, what better thing can a person do with their own suffering than to use it to try and help others. It's on my read-this-again shelf." - Nathan Filer, author of The Shock of the Fall
"Achieves what many self-help books lack: warmth, humour, and relatability, but without compromising on wisdom, insight, and practical, useful advice." - Sarah Graham, freelance journalist
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"I really, really enjoyed it... beyond finding it a charming and funny read, I also found it a helpful one. It is a brave book and a noble one because, really, what better thing can a person do with their own suffering than to use it to try and help others. It's on my read-this-again shelf." - Nathan Filer, Author of 'The Shock of the Fall'
Product details
- ASIN : B00U9FBHV2
- Publisher : Enthusiastic Whim (March 31, 2015)
- Publication date : March 31, 2015
- Language : English
- File size : 3.8 MB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 308 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,171,478 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #347 in Religious Humor
- #790 in Self-Help eBooks for Anxieties & Phobias
- #2,205 in Anxieties & Phobias
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About the author

Neil Hughes finds it difficult to describe himself, especially in the third person. He has spent time as a comedian, writer, computer programmer, travelling speaker, physicist and mental health campaigner, and now he's pretty tired and trying not to worry too much about everything.
After many years living all over the place, he has returned to the north-west of England where he does various things that help people to be happy. He wishes there was a way to say this without sounding so painfully cheesy.
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Customers find the book insightful, providing practical help and information, with one customer noting its down-to-earth approach.
"...substantial, surprisingly comprehensive, multifaceted, and utterly down-to-earth guide to how to work with your own brain to short-circuit bad habits..." Read more
"...He's a person who understands what anxiety is like, and is willing to share his experiences. His narrative is open, honest and fresh...." Read more
"...It was extremely helpful, and reassuring, to read in print someone else’s internal dialogue that so resembles my own...." Read more
"The author has a witty and novel approach to coping with emotions and one's thought life. He gives a number of useful techniques for doing so...." Read more
Customers enjoy the book's humor, describing it as delightful and clever.
"...is probably going to be pretty lightweight, but hey, it looks like a fun read." I was so very wrong...." Read more
"...My first impression: this is one funny guy. So I have to admit: reading a book on anxiety was not on the top of my list...." Read more
"The author has a witty and novel approach to coping with emotions and one's thought life. He gives a number of useful techniques for doing so...." Read more
"...This one stands out from the crowd for its utter accessibility and delightful humor...." Read more
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"...The chapters are short, easy reads, each one with at least one true nugget of wisdom, perspective, or just empathy...." Read more
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"This is an incredibly easy to read and enjoyable book which has the ability to focus the individual on aspects of life which they might otherwise..." Read more
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Customers find the book readable, with one describing it as remarkable.
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- Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2015I did not expect this book to be so awesome. I was drawn in by the self-effacing and amusing voice and even as I bought it I thought, "this is probably going to be pretty lightweight, but hey, it looks like a fun read."
I was so very wrong. This is a substantial, surprisingly comprehensive, multifaceted, and utterly down-to-earth guide to how to work with your own brain to short-circuit bad habits, habitual worries, feedback loops, and crusty old beliefs to free yourself from the quicksand/custard of your own head. It offers practical tools and tips to help you work with your own beliefs, thoughts, and behaviors to help relieve anxiety by increasing your ability to let go of things that aren't important and giving you overall coping mechanisms to deal with everything else.
Before I get into the things I loved, a few things that might be helpful: this book mentions suicidal thoughts pretty early on, so anyone who would be affected by that, beware. Also, it does not touch on medication or seeking professional help for anxiety or other mental illnesses. In fact, that's a downside, I think. The tips in here will likely be helpful to everyone, but some acknowledgement that altered brain chemistries can sometimes be made 1000X easier to deal with when medicated would have been nice.
On to: Reasons I Love This Book:
- It is practical. The book is filled with actual exercises that you can do to put into practice what you're reading about. These are all excellent and usually focus not on "do X and you will feel Y", but at training your brain to look at things differently. This is something I like best about this book: it's not going to beat you up for not being able to meditate for 30 min every day. It will instead give you a plethora of tools and let you decide what will work best for you.
- It has a fresh voice and an innovative, down-home take on the topic. This book is about putting mindfulness and thought processes to work for you. But it does not get too deeply into the whys and wherefores of either religion or science. It's advice that doesn't take itself too seriously, like the author is friend you asked to help you out. It's a conversation, not a lecture. The author doesn't set himself up as an expert, and neither is he selling anything, and that combination is actually very refreshing in this genre.
- It is comprehensive. This is a substantial book, and I found myself several times going "I hope he talks about X!" and lo and behold, he did two chapters later. It's organized differently than other self-help books I've read, but he rounded out his thoughts, covered all the major bases, and overall left you feeling like he'd adequately covered every issue he brought up.
- It isn't afraid to wade into the deep water topics and how they actually impact your life. Instead of lumping all existential questions into a chapter on "dealing with death", there's a wider discussion. There's even a section at the end that talks about how to live with the knowledge that eventually the universe will collapse into its own heat death, or with lack of meaning in general. And the advice here is solid, giving you fresh perspectives on those thoughts and possible ways to look at the issues differently.
This book is at least 5X better than I was expecting. Maybe 10x better. I bought it for myself and actually now want to give physical copies to everyone I know who could use a little mindfulness in their life but who would be scared off by any whiff of New Age or Buddhism. This is a book on mindfulness you could give to your white-bread grandmother (and I might do just that.)
- Reviewed in the United States on July 27, 2015This is a remarkable book. I confess, I buy a lot of books that I think will help me become a better person/manage my time/transform my life and pretty much never read them. This book demanded to be read.
Hughes is not a doctor, and that's really good for this book. He's a person who understands what anxiety is like, and is willing to share his experiences. His narrative is open, honest and fresh. He's not afraid to share his vulnerabilities, which is key to making him someone I want to listen to. I don't need another book telling me to visualize the future, I needed Hughes telling me he gets what it's like to be frozen by worry and what-ifs and self-doubt, and how he manages it, one step at a time. Sometimes you just need to know other people feel what you feel.
The chapters are short, easy reads, each one with at least one true nugget of wisdom, perspective, or just empathy. It's not a list of "how-to," or an instruction manual, but contains lots of little things that I find popping into my head all the time. Monkeys, bananas and poo-flinging can be surprisingly comforting.
This book isn't a magical cure-all for anxiety, but it was a little bit magic for me. I've read it twice already, and suspect it's something I'll keep close by for years. I found perspective in this book that I've never gotten before.
- Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2018I would recommend this book to anyone who suffers even mild anxiety. Mr. Hughes has many good insights and useful mental exercises. (Hanging socks from one’s ears notwithstanding.)
The book’s approach is its main asset. Mr. Hughes is not a psychologist studiously reporting his findings based on his hundreds of cured patients. Instead, he lets the reader know from the outset that he’s a sufferer and survivor of anxiety. He has firsthand knowledge of how anxiety feels and how to deal with it.
Personally, I identified with Mr. Hughes discussion about negative internal self-talk. It was extremely helpful, and reassuring, to read in print someone else’s internal dialogue that so resembles my own. Other books' vague admonishments that we shouldn’t talk poorly to ourselves are not nearly as useful.
Implausible though it may seem, Mr. Hughes also makes a compelling argument for his interpretation of the meaning of life.
If you’d like help with your anxiety in a relatable and at times laugh-out-loud funny yarn, get a copy of this book.
- Reviewed in the United States on November 2, 2015I had the pleasure to meet Neil before I read his book. My first impression: this is one funny guy.
So I have to admit: reading a book on anxiety was not on the top of my list. But Neil made me curious, so it was an easy decision to purchase the book – and I'm glad I did.
If you suffer from anxiety you need to read this book.
And if you ever feel embarrassed, say the wrong things, accidentally knock things over, offend people by mistake, laugh too loud, sometimes say something cringe-worthy or just have those days when you can't get a break (IE: if you're human) you need to read this book.
This is not a book that will shame you, blame you, or think that it knows you better than you do.
Neil is not some smug guru.
Instead he's compassionate, honest and most importantly, gives you support while being really clever and best of all: funny.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 23, 2015The author has a witty and novel approach to coping with emotions and one's thought life. He gives a number of useful techniques for doing so. He ultimately disappoints a bit when his conclusion about the meaning of humanity's complex physiology, psychology, and spirituality turns out to be a combination of ... spoiler alert ... "don't worry, be happy" and "keep calm and carry on." I have to admit, though, that I have gone back to the book more than once for a refresh on some of the, on the surface, mildly outrageous exercises and to get another chuckle or two.
Top reviews from other countries
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France MorandReviewed in Canada on February 10, 2019
5.0 out of 5 stars bien reçu
bien reçu
- Stefano FeliciReviewed in Italy on April 28, 2016
5.0 out of 5 stars Very, very useful!
It's an accurate, deep, transparent, realistic, funny and gentle description of how to deal with anxiety.
You can feel that it's coming from "hands on" experience.
The scientific background of the author ensures that no "magic wizard sticks" are shown, only useful and proven tips and methods.
Read it, understand it, I'm sure it will be useful for you too!
- Miss S. KumarReviewed in the United Kingdom on August 2, 2016
5.0 out of 5 stars Highly recommended read
An extremely helpful manual for anyone who has ever struggled with any sort of anxiety or self-doubt, and for anyone lucky enough not to have experienced anything of the like (although, I imagine this may only include a handful of people, if any at all...) still a very worthwhile read, as I can't believe you couldn't take at least something useful from it. Intelligently and humorously written, yet so honest and heartfelt, the theories and findings are straightforward to grasp and the exercises suggested are easy to put into practice. I would go as far as saying it has almost been more useful than all the hours spent in therapy. Would recommend everyone to read it.
- Faye SReviewed in the United Kingdom on July 11, 2016
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book with an awesome sense of humour!
Loved reading through this book! There are many stories throughout this book which made me chuckle - my favourite one being the one at university with a bottle of pop! Being a fellow anxious human myself, I really liked reading through Neil's experiences and realising someone goes through the same processes as I do! There are also numerous metaphors that I really enjoyed imagining. The whole idea of walking on custard was very interesting to me as I never new these properties of this common dessert before - and it was a much appreciated metaphor. The start of the book felt very welcoming and I'm so glad it was recommended to me!
The self help aspect of this book comes as a bonus and is definitely worth giving a go! It was great for exploring and I think this book is brilliant, especially if you suffer from anxiety!
I would like to recommend that you would give this a read and don't miss the footnotes because they're a great addition to the main body of the book!
- Ian DennyReviewed in the United Kingdom on July 14, 2015
5.0 out of 5 stars Have those pesky fears holding you back obliterated...
"That's me!" I found myself saying repeatedly. I read 60 pages as soon as I got the book and postponed everything else that I was doing. Everyone can relate to the experiences of the author, as we all feel anxiety at some point or other to differing degrees. Neil makes this topic very accessible to those in denial. His humour made me laugh out loud. The "inner critic" character is hilarious - probably because we all have one. This is a damned good read. But it will also change your perspective on life, and free you from the fears holding you back. Read it!