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Kinky Secrets of Alice in Wonderland (The Kinky Secrets Of Alice Series Book 1) Kindle Edition
BEYOND FIFTY SHADES OF GREY...
Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in bestselling books.
BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS...
Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.
BEYOND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES...
Alice is confused and frightened and... aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.
BEYOND THUNDERDOME...
This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life.
KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND by Melinda DuChamp
Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...
It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:
"This is the funniest adult novel I've ever read!" - Anonymous
"A surprisingly intelligent, well-written parody, and also very hot." - A Different Anonymous
"Sexy as hell. This is really going to turn you on." - A turned-on woman who asked not to be named
"Wow! If you were disappointed in other books that claim to be titillating, here's the cure. You won't be able to put it down." - Jane Doe
"I love my Kindle, because no one around me knows what's on it. Reading this ebook feels like I'm doing something wicked and daring." - Jane Doe's BFF
"You'll bookmark the whole thing. Trust me." - A satisfied reader
"My wife really benefited from me reading this." - A friend of the author
"Melinda DuChamp is my favorite author, because she came over and painted my house. Also, her book is pretty good." - The author's cousin
"I read it and returned it because I'm thrifty, but now I wish I'd kept it because there are some scenes I want to revisit." - A cheapskate
"Comic erotica! They should invent a new category called comerotica or erotomic. On second thought, that's pretty stupid." - A man with too much time on his hands
"My new safeword is DuChamp!" - An enlightened fan
"I read it in one sitting, then had to go to the Emergency Room for a priapism." - A man about to sue the author
"Strawberry is my favorite flavor." - A woman who likes strawberry
"I also like chocolate." - The same woman
What are you waiting for? Read this book immediately!
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateFebruary 27, 2020
- File size3543 KB
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From the Publisher
From MELINDA DUCHAMP - FOUR HOT SERIES, ONE CONNECTED WORLD
Secrets of Alice Series
Join Alice as she explores her burgeoning sensuality in this series of seven very funny (and very hot) romantic comedies.
From fairy tales, through classic literature, and finally into modern day fantasy, the Alice series also connects to Jezebel, Make Me Blush, and Sexperts series, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.
Make Me Blush Series
Three contemporary romances that follow a trio of friends who get involved in the steamiest, and funniest, amorous encounters in the history of dating.
These three stand alone--but interconnected--novels also tie in with the Alice, Jezebel, and Sexperts series, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.
Secrets of Jezebel Series
Join Alice's BFF, Jezebel, as she runs rampant through classic fairy tales in a decidedly adult fashion.
This trilogy also connects to the Kinky Secrets of Alice series, the Make Me Blush series, and the Sexperts, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.
Sexperts Series
In the future, love is... hilarious. Join the researchers at the science fantasy Siemann Institute, where close encounters with aliens are closer than you can even imagine.
These stand alone--but interconnected--novels also tie in with the Alice and Jezebel series, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.
THIS IS THE SERIES YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
WHAT MAKES GOOD ROMANTIC FANTASY?
A Reader's Checklist
- Hot Hot Hot
- Kinky
- Well-Written
- Fun
- Clever
- A Variety of Love
- Believable Romance
- A Sense of Humor
The Melinda DuChamp Collection
FANTASY FOR SMART PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO LAUGH... JUST LIKE YOU
You've read the rest now read this!
You have specific tastes and a short amount of time to find and read what you're looking for.
You want something to broaden your horizons with kinks you've never even imagined. Crazy, weird, hot stuff.
You also want something with fun characters, spicy love scenes, and even some laughs.
Melinda DuChamp is your answer.
Editorial Reviews
Review
"The sexiest and funniest thing I've f#%king read in a long time. Move over 50 SHADES OF GREY... Melinda DuChamp just kicked your ass."- Robyn Peterman, author of the Shift Happens series
"A fun and sexy romp, a quick delving into some delicious kink. It's erotic, fascinating, funny, and educational, in a sexy kind of way... if you're interested in learning about things like edging. Which I didn't know I was, until I read this book." - Jasinda Wilder, author of the Badd Brothers series
"A hilarious and fun erotic romp!" - CD Reiss, author of Complete Submission
"(it) stands out with a unique plot, an entirely new kind of kink, and a ton of laugh-out-loud moments. A romantic comedy with an awesomely kinky dose of sexuality." - Alessandra Torre, author of Filthy Vows
"Entertaining and engrossing. A great addition to the genre and perfect for a kinky read." - Pepper Winters, author of Innocence: Dark Mafia Romance
From the Author
For the completists, or those with a bit of obsessive/compulsiveness, or those who want to know how the Ann Voss Peterson/JA Konrath books all connect, here are some reading lists. All of these series have shared crossover characters, and they all tie-in to the Codename: Chandler series.
These do not have to be read in any particular order, but Ann and Joe encourage you to read them all.
EROTICA
Ann & Joe writing as Melinda DuChamp
MAKE ME BLUSH series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Mister Kink
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Witches
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Six & Candy
ALICE series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Alice In Wonderland
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Through The Looking Glass
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Alice At The Hellfire Club
#4-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dracula
#5-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
#6-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Frankenstein
#7-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's Christmas Special
#8-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's New Year Ball
JEZEBEL series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Jezebel And The Beanstalk
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Puss In Boots
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Goldilocks
SEXPERTS series
#1-The Sexperts - Kinky Grades Of Shay
#2-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Pearl Necklace
#3-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Alien
CODENAME: CHANDLER (Ann Voss Peterson & JA Konrath)
#1-Flee
#2-Spree
#3-Three
#4-Hit
#5-Exposed
#6-Naughty
#7-Fix (with F. Paul Wilson)
#8-Rescue
#9-Free
ANN VOSS PETERSON BIBLIOGRAPHY
VAL RYKER THRILLERS
#1-Pushed Too Far
#2-Burned Too Hot
#3-Dead Too Soon
#4-Watched Too Long (with J.A. Konrath)
#5-Buried Too Deep
ROCKY MOUNTAIN THRILLERS
#1-Manhunt
#2-Fugitive
#3-Justice
#4-Maverick
#5-Renegade
SMALL TOWN SECRETS
#1-Lethal
#2-Captive
#3-Frantic
#4-Vicious
#5-Witness
#6-Stolen
#7-Malice
#8-Forbidden
#9-Guilty
#10-Kidnapped
The School (Short Story)
PARANORMAL ROMANTIC SUSPENSE (Rebecca York, Ann Voss Peterson, and Patricia Rosemoor)
#1-Gypsy Magic
#2-New Orleans Magic
#3-Renegade Magic
#4- Security Breach
#5-Return To Jenkins Cove
JA KONRATH BIBLIOGRAPHY
JACK DANIELS THRILLERS
#1-Whiskey Sour
#2-Bloody Mary
#3-Rusty Nail
#4-Dirty Martini
#5-Shot Of Tequila
#6-Fuzzy Navel
#7-Cherry Bomb
#8-Dead On My Feet
#9-Serial Killers Uncut (with Blake Crouch)
#10-Shaken
#11-Stirred (with Blake Crouch)
#12-Dying Breath
#13-Everybody Dies
#14-Rum Runner
#15-Last Call
#16-White Russian
#17-Shot Girl
#18-Chaser
#19-Old Fashioned
#20-Bite Force
#21-Jack Rose
#22-Witch Brew
#23-Pink Lady
#24-Bourbon Hammer
#25-Moscow Mule
Bonus #2.5-Lady 52 (with Jude Hardin)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 1 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 2 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 3 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 4 (Novella Collection)
Banana Hammock (Novella Collection)
THE KONRATH DARK THRILLER COLLECTIVE
#1-The List
#2-Origin
#3-Afraid
#4-Trapped
#5-Endurance
#6-Haunted House
#7-Webcam
#8-Disturb
#9-What Happened To Lori
#10-The Nine
#11-Second Coming
#12-Close Your Eyes
#13-Enraged
Bonus #4.5-Holes in the Ground (with Iain Rob Wright)
Bonus #5.5-Draculas (with Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand, F. Paul Wilson)
Bonus #6.5-Grandma? (with Talon Konrath)
TIMECASTER
#1-Timecaster
#2-Timecaster Supersymmetry
#3-Timecaster Steampunk
STOP A MURDER PUZZLE BOOKS
#1-How: Puzzles 1-12
#2-Where: Puzzles 13-24
#3-Why: Puzzles 25-36
#4-Who: Puzzles 37-48
#5-When: Puzzles 49-60
#6-Answers
Stop A Murder Complete Cases (Book 1-5)
MISCELLANEOUS
65 Proof - Collected Short Stories
The Globs Of Use-A-Lot 3 (With Dan Maderak)
From the Inside Flap
This story is hot.
Very hot.
There are scenes in this book that will make you tingly. Sexy things. Kinky things. Outrageous things you've never even heard of.
Have you read all the other books and are looking for the next level? But do you also demand a well-written, fun story, with characters that you actually like?
Here it is. But heed the WARNING!
Once you read Melinda DuChamp, you'll never be the same...
From the Back Cover
If you want something to do for the next two years and insist on reading every Konrath and Peterson novel, here are the orders the authors recommend:
PETERSON BOOKS
PUSHED TOO FAR
FLEE
SPREE
THREE
THE SCHOOL
BURNED TOO HOT
DEAD TOO SOON
LETHAL
WITNESS
STOLEN
MALICE
FORBIDDEN
GUILTY
KIDNAPPED
WATCHED TOO LONG
CAPTIVE
FRANTIC
VICIOUS
HIT
EXPOSED
FIX
NAUGHTY
RESCUE
MANHUNT
FUGITIVE
JUSTICE
MAVERICK
RENEGADE
CRITICAL EXPOSURE (SECURITY BREACH)
CHRISTMAS AWAKENING (RETURN TO JENKINS COVE)
LIAM (NEW ORLEANS MAGIC)
GARNER (GYPSY MAGIC)
TOM (RENEGADE MAGIC)
BURIED TOO DEEP
KONRATH BOOKS
WHISKEY SOUR
BLOODY MARY
THE LIST
RUSTY NAIL
AFRAID
DEAD ON MY FEET
DIRTY MARTINI
FLEE
ORIGIN
SHOT OF TEQUILA
JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 1
TRAPPED
FUZZY NAVEL
CHERRY BOMB
SPREE
DRACULAS
DYING BREATH
JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 2
HOLES IN THE GROUND
SERIAL KILLERS UNCUT
ENDURANCE
THREE
SHAKEN
STIRRED
EVERYBODY DIES
HAUNTED HOUSE
LADY 52
TIMECASTER
JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 3
RUM RUNNER
WEBCAM
GRANDMA?
TIMECASTER SUPERSYMMETRY
LAST CALL
HIT/EXPOSED/NAUGHTY
DISTURB
WHAT HAPPENED TO LORI
WHITE RUSSIAN
JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 4
SHOT GIRL
65 PROOF
STOP A MURDER COMPLETE CASES
CHASER
BANANA HAMMOCK
THE NINE
OLD FASHIONED
SECOND COMING
BITE FORCE
CLOSE YOUR EYES
JACK ROSE
TIMECASTER STEAMPUNK
About the Author
Joe Konrath has sold millions of books worldwide. His writing is sometimes funny, sometimes scary, sometimes both, and always thrilling.
Together they created the Codename: Chandler series, and the Melinda DuChamp books.
Product details
- ASIN : B08599WL24
- Publication date : February 27, 2020
- Language : English
- File size : 3543 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 134 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #53,604 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #69 in Fantasy Erotica
- #117 in Humorous Erotica (Kindle Store)
- #173 in Humorous Erotica (Books)
- Customer Reviews:
About the author
Melinda DuChamp writes erotica and erotic romance for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.
DuChamp is the pen name of two bestselling authors, Ann Voss Peterson and J.A. Konrath. Combined, they've sold over six million books. Together, they've also written the Codename: Chandler series, which is filled with hot sex, fast action, steamy romance, and enough thrills to make James Bond blush.
Visit Melinda DuChamp on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/melindaduchamp and sign up for her newsletter to hear about her latest releases!
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Customers find the book enjoyable with its humor and erotica. They describe it as an easy, quick read with good writing quality. The story is described as a fun and naughty retelling of the classic tale.
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Customers enjoy the humor in this book. They find it a fun, entertaining read with a mix of silly and spicy elements. The book is described as a quick, funny read about Alice's journey through the rabbit hole and learning more about pleasurable sex.
"This is a rollicking fun time of humor, erotica, and parody of the beloved tale. Why is it so enjoyable?..." Read more
"Well hello dirty Wonderland. This is a whole new sexual experience within Alice's mind...." Read more
"...I could not put this book down page after page will keep you entertained and hooked!!!! Absolute chefs kiss!👩🍳💋..." Read more
"This book was the perfect mix of silly and SPICCYYYY Alice's journey through wonderland was very different this time but alot more...educational *..." Read more
Customers find the book easy to read and engaging. They say it's sweet, steamy, and works well with the story.
"...Or rather, Alice is. Steamy AF with a new take on old characters." Read more
"...Alice did seem a little naive to me, but I think it worked well with the story...." Read more
"This book was ok" Read more
"...But overall was pretty good." Read more
Customers enjoy the spicy and delicious twist on the traditional Alice in Wonderland story.
"I loved this delicious spin on the traditional Alice in wonderland story...." Read more
"Perfectly spicy!!! I could not put this book down page after page will keep you entertained and hooked!!!! Absolute chefs kiss!👩🍳💋..." Read more
"This book was a good quick read funny and spicy had some good points too. 😘recommend also remember your partners feelings lol..." Read more
"Holy spice… listen I know the title should have gave it away but I didn’t think a book could make me all bothered...." Read more
Customers enjoy the story. They find it a delicious and naughty retelling of a beloved children's story. However, some readers mention that the book is sexual in all aspects.
"An extremely naughty retelling of the beloved children's story. Alice is a young woman who figures out how to get what she wants...." Read more
"...It's such a great story and the details to each scene is mind blowing. I can't wait to read the whole series!" Read more
"A very good twist on a classic but be warned- it is very sexual in all ways. Alice goes down the rabbit hole and finds herself......." Read more
"...with that said I loved the narrator, and the story idea was intriguing. But Alice’s adventures & word choices made me cringe." Read more
Customers find the writing good and easy to read. They appreciate the narrator's work, describing it as well done.
"Wow. So. Not really sure what to say about this one. The writing was good, it just wasn't very substantial...." Read more
"...I listened to the audio version and the narrator did a fantastic job of supplying different voices for each character which really added another..." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2024This is a rollicking fun time of humor, erotica, and parody of the beloved tale.
Why is it so enjoyable? Because it absolutely does not take itself seriously, and is thus more believable than the now-classic billionaire BDSM story and so many copycats since.
"Alice sucked the Hare harder, hoping to make him climax at the same time. And then Dor cried out, his hips spasming, and the Hatter bellowed deep, pressing his cheek into Alice’s chest and holding her tight as he shuddered, and the Hare’s hot essence shot into her mouth and dribbled down her chin, and Alice literally exploded with pleasure.
Okay… Alice didn’t really literally explode. But it was pretty **** epic."
It contains multiple configurations of MF, FF, and MMMF all teaching Alice the joys of sex, while delightfully mocking both the source material and the book itself. Kink? Plenty, actually fairly well done.
Classic, timeless literature? Nope.
Entertaining when you're looking for this sort of read? Absolutely.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2024An extremely naughty retelling of the beloved children's story. Alice is a young woman who figures out how to get what she wants. Her boyfriend Lewis is in for the ride of his life. Or rather, Alice is. Steamy AF with a new take on old characters.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2021Wow. So. Not really sure what to say about this one. The writing was good, it just wasn't very substantial. Which is not always needed, especially when a book is labeled as erotica. And this is very clearly that! It stayed fairly on track with the Carroll book as far as Alice's travels and the characters that she meets. But has a very naughty and hawt story infused within it. Alice did seem a little naive to me, but I think it worked well with the story. I listened to the audio version which was well done, and followed along with the ebook. If I ever get in the mood for this type of erotic retelling, I would easily reach for another of this author's books.
- Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2024I loved this delicious spin on the traditional Alice in wonderland story.
I listened to the audio version and the narrator did a fantastic job of supplying different voices for each character which really added another dimension to listening to this story.
I am anxious to read the next in the series!!
- Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2024Well hello dirty Wonderland. This is a whole new sexual experience within Alice's mind. It's such a great story and the details to each scene is mind blowing. I can't wait to read the whole series!
- Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2021This book was ok
- Reviewed in the United States on June 16, 2024Perfectly spicy!!! I could not put this book down page after page will keep you entertained and hooked!!!! Absolute chefs kiss!👩🍳💋
- Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2024Why not go to Wonderland for all your wildest fantasies to play out?
Definitely was different than some of the stuff I’ve read before. But overall was pretty good.
Top reviews from other countries
- JordynReviewed in the United Kingdom on January 3, 2022
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it
Love this book. It was funny, exciting. Everything you expect in a book. I will definitely be reading the other ones.
- MissSteph (Bold Brilliant and Bookish)Reviewed in Australia on May 15, 2024
5.0 out of 5 stars This was pure er0tic chaos
I'm not going to lie here, I read this out of sheer curiosity and the need to share with the inquiring minds.
This was just as wild as if it were written by Lewis Carrol himself. Alice goes down the rabbit hole and still finds a bottle that says drink me, but this time, when she grows, her clothes don't and she is stuck wondering this strange world in her birthday suit.
We have all the fan favourite characters from the "caterpillar" to the Mad Hatter, visiting the tea party and on her way to the Queen's game of croquette.
If you are prepared for the ride, dive on down this rabbit hole, you will not be disappointed.