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CATistics: Cats explained in diagrams Kindle Edition

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Pawsome pictures with catitude!


Do you love cats?

Do you love diagrams?

Then you'll love this hilarious collection of 75 nerdy statistical diagrams that perfectly encapsulate the joy and pain of being a cat owner, including:


    • the most inconvenient place for cats to sit

    • the perfect bum licking time

    • the real reason cats delay coming when being called

    • is a cat wanting to come in, go out or shake it all about

    • the distribution of annoying cat personalities


    A pawsitively purrfect gift for cat lovers and math geeks everywhere.



    Sure to be a hit with fans of other classic cat humour books such as "How to talk to your cat about gun safety", "I could pee on this", "Is your cat trying to kill you", "Sorry I barfed on your bed" and "You need more sleep."

    John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.


    John lives with his family near Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.

    Product details

    • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B08Q8NYYJ3
    • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Kingdom Collective Publishing
    • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
    • Publication date ‏ : ‎ December 9, 2020
    • Language ‏ : ‎ English
    • File size ‏ : ‎ 7.0 MB
    • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
    • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
    • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
    • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
    • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
    • Print length ‏ : ‎ 91 pages
    • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1912045785
    • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
    • Customer Reviews:
      5.0 out of 5 stars 1 rating

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    John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew, it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.

    John studied mathematics at Oxford University where he also trained as a teacher. Despite this, he still refers to himself in the third person. Whilst there, he performed stand-up comedy as part of the Oxford Revue. Making audiences laugh was too easy, so he progressed to greater challenges: making maths interesting and making boring actuaries laugh.

    When he’s not wrestling with his work-life balance or literally wrestling with his four children, he’s wrestling with writing funny words on a page in his cramped study.

    John lives with his family near Oxford, England where he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.

    He posts maths, stats and actuarial memes at: https://actuarialtutor.substack.com

    He posts jokes, updates and resources on his website at https://actuarialtutor.uk

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