The end of the world couldn't come at a worse time... University librarian Juliana wants just three things: to get rid of the mysterious bad smell lingering in the library, to spend some time alone with her vibrator and to make sure her missing cat is safe and well. But the library is out of air freshener, a tentacled "Old God" is offering to fulfil her every sexual desire and she has an errand to run before she can even think about going home. With the end of the world just hours away, can Juliana save her soul, save everyone she loves and finally relieve some sexual tension? A mixture of Lovecraftian cosmic terror, humour and erotica, this novelette contains graphic descriptions of sexual acts between consenting adults.