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MY OWN PRIVATE BISCUIT (SOME LIKE IT HAUTE GAY ROMANCE SERIES Book 2) Kindle Edition
A great meal. A rousing symphony. Two perfect men. An adolescent crush which never led to true romance still smolders in their hearts. But can they make beautiful music together?
Toby enjoys a success beyond his wildest dreams. He is not only a damn fine musician, he is also the first chair trumpeter with the New York Philharmonic Orchestra.In New York, he earns a good living doing what he loves the most. Yet, he suffers from a nagging feeling that something is missing. The Manhattan lifestyle is great, but his romantic life consists mostly of Grindr hookups.
A summer Tour of the South finds Toby in Asheville, North Carolina—his childhood home and still the home of a certain high school crush. Thomas Bischoff--or as all his friends call him, Biscuit.
Abruptly, he stumbles on the news that Biscuit is married! The news hit Toby like a hammer.
Later, he makes yet another discovery: Biscuit's married life isn't going well. Might there be a glimmer of hope? And how can hope translate into action when there are 700 miles between them?
And even if things could work out between them, how can they blend two lives separated by a dozen years and their own extra baggage?
What will it take for Toby to claim his own private Biscuit?
MY OWN PRIVATE BISCUIT is the second book in Dann Hazel's Some Like It Haute Gay Romance Series. In this novel, Dann adds a new ingredient to the romantic and culinary mix of the series--music!
MY OWN PRIVATE BISCUIT may easily be read as a standalone.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
- New York Misses One Tantalizing Biscuit
- Libido Descending
- The German's Assessment
- A Rattlesnake's Revenge
- The South: Pickling Everything Since 1858
- Biscuit for a Worthy Cause
- Appetizers in the Bedroom
- Lying Lars
- Morgenstern's and the Proud Boy
- Holiday Barbecue Seduction
- Crushing It on Tour
- Divorce on the Back Burner
- Do Trumpeters Really Blow Better?
- How to Rob a Dead Man in Two Steps
- Chlamydia Schlamydia!
- A Life Unravels
- Why Eat, When All I Need Is the Taste of Your Lips?
- A Macaroni and Sausage Pie--and One Big Phony
- Tonight? A Little Bondage Lite
- Lars' Love Gun Misfires
- Pistachio and the Pastiche of Romance
- Things About to Get Real at Strawberry Fields
- A Stable Meal, But No Horsemeat on the Menu
- A Slut Like Ethan
- Biscuit's Piece de Resistance
Second Chance Romance
Unrequited Love
Friends to Lovers
Foodies and Chefs
Trigger Warnings:
Drug addiction
A suicide inference
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateJuly 24, 2023
- File size704 KB
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Tommy Bischoff, aka Biscuit. A hopeless romantic. And a passionate dog lover trapped in a toxic marriage.
Demon's Touch and Go Moment
What frightened Biscuit was the high-pitched yelp. Immediately, he knew that Demon had been bitten. And the diamondback rattlesnake was a poisonous reptile.
Can Toby Claim His Own Private Biscuit?
He had begun to realize something about himself of which he was never completely sure, though he had always suspected it was. He was a picket fence sort of guy in a setting where picket fences almost never appeared.
Maybe you were meant to be soulmates. If you believe in that sort of thing.
Two lonely men, longing for—something—they were unsure they needed. Something more than mere companionship. Something they might not even recognize, no matter how close they came to it.
Product details
- ASIN : B0CBCRY7XW
- Publisher : The Original Press (July 24, 2023)
- Publication date : July 24, 2023
- Language : English
- File size : 704 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 269 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #557,794 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #3,422 in Erotic Suspense (Books)
- #6,532 in Gay Erotica
- #6,567 in Gay Fiction
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About the author

Dann writes gay romance novels along with other queer-themed works. He especially enjoys writing about men who, while dealing with trauma or other challenges, find themselves falling in love despite themselves. He also feels it's important to include allies who often provide good advice to their gay friends in a troublesome relationship.
When not writing, Dann enjoys running, reading in many genres, watching high quality movies and television series, and snuggling with his adorable American Eskimo dog, appropriately named Flurry. He loves showtunes (of course), golden oldies, classical music, and disco divas.
Currently, Dann and his husband, Josh, reside in Central Florida.
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- Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2025The storyline is both encouraging and troubling: two guys who were intimate in high school and shared a connection are now separated by their careers and goals. Toby is part of the New York Philharmonic Orchestra and seeks romantic satisfaction through random hookups. His best friend from high school, Biscuit, is a band director at a high school in Asheville, NC, and is married to a staff member at the famous Grove Park Inn. Toby is surprised to learn about Biscuit's marriage as he prepares to perform with the NY Orchestra on their summer trip south, including a stop in Asheville. Biscuit is surprised by Toby's phone call before the trip and shares that his marriage may be ending.
Dann Hazel skillfully develops the story as Lars undergoes rehabilitation for his drug issues. At the same time, Biscuit navigates being supportive despite feeling that their divorce is inevitable and that the distance between them is not getting any closer. Toby's visit makes the prospect of a future together more appealing, yet the narrative explores various challenges that make reconciliation less likely.
The mixed reviews of the writing stem from transitions akin to movie scenes. The cuts showing Toby's hookups fail to convey the intimacy he longs for, which ultimately isn't real love. Our author's background in journalism, magazine writing, and other related fields may lend to this narrative style.
Some of the saddest moments in this book arise from Lars's reflections on his substance-abusing parents, his overwhelming sense of unworthiness for love, and regrets about the numerous drug-fueled hookups he's experienced.
Toby's support for Biscuit during this challenging time with Lars is commendable. Yet, it takes a true friend to reveal the lack of genuine love Toby has received from those he pursues as romantic interests.
The ending is mixed; it delivers both a devastating conclusion and hope for Toby and Biscuit. Both outcomes are tearful, a contrast of emotions, and abrupt. The writing style has the potential for a compelling movie, but given the cast of at least 15 characters, a character list would be helpful. It's not a long read, and I believe it's best enjoyed in a few sittings to help with this large character count. The ending was unexpected from Dann Hazel, though I had imagined multiple possible conclusions for this book.
I enjoyed the references to places in Asheville as I also live in North Carolina, and there appears to be some political commentary that was also interesting. North Carolina is not New York City nor Asheville, but it's a very welcoming, diverse, and well-populated area of our State.
- Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2024I read the first book of the series and had issues with the writing style but finished it anyway. Gave this one a chance and stopped after a few capters.. The writing style is so formal. I kept saying to myself that "no one ever speaks like this". I finally gave up even though the concept of the book was intriguing.
- Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2023This is a slow burn story, with the relationship fifteen years in the making. Toby has his exciting life in New York City that’s slowly losing its shine.
Biscuit is settled into married life with a house, a dog, and a husband who seems to be less a partner and more a critic. Neither seem to be happy.
There’s lots of strife and lots of things falling into place rather too easily in some ways. If marital stress isn’t your thing, you should avoid this one.
- Reviewed in the United States on October 8, 2023Well I have definitely read worst novels, this one is very dense and oddly worded. Very hard to read in general. My main concern with it is that it's not a romance, although it sells itself as one. It does not fit in the romance genre by definition and the main characters spend more time with other partners than with the two main characters. It's depressing and slow and awkward.
- Reviewed in the United States on August 22, 2023Mr. Hazel takes on some very challenging issues in this book. Infidelity, drug’s and a suicide. Although important topics that need to be brought to the public’s attention, he glazed over them too lightly. Also, the predictable conclusion sort of just happened.
I look forward to his future works and look forward to seeing him grow as an author
- Reviewed in the United States on August 12, 2023This is a very layered and twisty story. Biscuit and Toby were childhood best friends and almost first loves. Toby left Asheville for New York to pursue his music career. This isn't a traditional formulaic love story. There are twists, turns, detours, and questions that are never answered. It demanded that I sit down and pay attention to what was happening. It was slightly messy like real life and it just made things better.
- Reviewed in the United States on September 12, 2023Two bes friendsand almost high school sweetheart in Asheville, NC. One leaves for college in NYC and becomes a member of the NY Philharmonic and lives a busy but disappointing live.
The other stays in NC, becomes the music teacher and married a cold man with secrets.
Different story, interesting characters. I liked it
Some surprises
- Reviewed in the United States on July 24, 2023This book was okay, but not great. I was able to finish it, I just didn't like the writing style. It didn't work for me, but you might like the style.