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The Particulars of Peter: Dance Lessons, DNA Tests, and Other Excuses to Hang Out with My Perfect Dog Hardcover – December 8, 2020
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"This might be one of the month’s, if not the year’s, sweetest books — zaniest, too.” ―The Washington Post
"A hilarious addition to the dogoir canon.” ―People
"Perhaps the greatest love story ever told.” ―Refinery29
"The feel-good book the world needs." —PopSugar
From one of the Internet's most original voices, a hilarious journey through the odd corners of obsessive dog ownership and the author's own infatuation with her perfect dog Peter.
The author met Peter in the spring of 2017. He -- calm, puppy-eyed, with the heart of a poet and the soul of, also, a poet -- came to her first as a foster. He was unable to stay with his previously assigned foster for reasons that are none of your business, but which we will tell you were related to frequent urination. The rescue needed someone free of the sort of responsibilities that would force her to regularly leave the house for either work or socializing, and a writer was the natural choice. Thus began a love story for the ages.
The Particulars of Peter is a funny exploration of the joy found in loving a dog so much it makes you feel like you're going to combust, and the author's potentially codependent relationship with her own sweet dog, Peter. Readers will follow Peter and his owner to Woofstock, "the largest outdoor festival for dogs in North America," and accompany them to lessons in Canine Freestyle, a sport where dogs perform a routine set to music, creating the illusion that they're dancing with their owners. From learning about Peter's DNA, to seeing if dogs can sense the presence of ghosts, The Particulars of Peter will give readers a smart, entertaining respite from the harsh world of humans into the funny little world of dogs.
Readers will accompany this lovable duo through exciting trips, lessons, quiet moments of connection, and probably a failure or two. By fusing memoir and infotainment, The Particulars of Peter promises to refresh the perennially popular dog lit category in a scrumptiously bighearted barnstormer of a book.
- Print length256 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherGrand Central Publishing
- Publication dateDecember 8, 2020
- Dimensions5.85 x 1.2 x 8.6 inches
- ISBN-101538717867
- ISBN-13978-1538717868
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"[A] moving and hilarious memoir. . . a must-read for dog owners and dog lovers alike."―Oprah Daily
"A hilarious addition to the dogoir canon."―People
"Perhaps the greatest love story ever told, Kelly Conaboy's The Particulars of Peter is a pure delight of a book; it is a tender, curious, and hilarious exploration of Conaboy's relationship with her adopted dog, Peter. . .Conaboy captures the ineffable, joyful quality of experiencing unconditional love, and reminds readers of the pleasures that come with having a pet, all perfect in their own ways."―Refinery29
"Kelly Conaboy has nailed it: the feeling of being madly, wildly, desperately, endlessly in love with your dog--the kind of love that every time he moves an ear or twitches his nose, you swoon afresh with adoration. If you know that feeling (and I live it every day!) you'll totally relate to this tender, honest, hilarious, portrait of an iconic, precious, and particular inter-species love affair."―Sy Montgomery, bestselling author of How to Be a Good Creature
"Very, very funny and very, very charming. I'd sit up and beg for this book!"―Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts
"An utterly charming, big-hearted, witty memoir of a girl and her dog. The Particulars of Peter was an absolute joy to read."―Jami Attenberg, bestselling author of All This Could Be Yours
"Conaboy merges humor, memoir, and reportage in her winning debut about the experience of sharing one's life with a dog. . . Dog enthusiasts will especially delight in this book, but anyone looking for a good laugh will have a ball."―Publishers Weekly, starred review
"Kelly Conaboy captures, with sagacity and wit, why everyone thinks their dog is the very best dog and why hers just might be. The Particulars of Peter is a great big belly rub for the reader's brain."―Josh Gondelman and Maris Kreizman, authors of Nice Try and Slaughterhouse 90210 (respectively) and owners of Bizzy the Pug (collectively)
"Conaboy's commitment to pleasing a mild-mannered dog is admirable and charming. An unusual book to please pet lovers."―Kirkus
"Have you ever thought about how much you love your dog and maybe cried just a little bit? If that’s you, you need this book. In quite possibly the most unique memoir of 2020, Conaboy takes us into the life she shares with her pup, Peter. . . In combining her love for her dog and her own unique, hilarious genius, she takes us into her world of dog psychics, canine freestyling (you learn new things with this book!), dog festivals in Canada, and beyond. This should be your go-to gift for all the people in your life who are absolutely obsessed with their dogs."―Shondaland
"The Particulars of Peter by Kelly Conaboy is the feel-good book the world needs in 2020. After a year where dog owners spent more time with their four-legged pals than ever before, Conaboy's charmingly sweet exploration of her admittedly codependent relationship with her pup, Peter, is both a warm and informative look at the time-honored bond that exists between dogs and their humans."―PopSugar
"What you'll get out of this book is an appreciation for Conaboy’s complete and total adoration of Peter, and you'll smile and chuckle often while reading each chapter. . .Get ready to look at your dog through new eyes. Be prepared to smile. Or give this book to someone you know who is obsessed with their dog. They’ll love it."
―The Book Reporter
"The Particulars of Peter is quite simply about the delights of dog companionship, something every human who consorts with a dog knows all about. What is beautiful about Kelly Conaboy’s book is that she captures the sweetness of the first few years of her and her dog’s life together. . . If you have had the pleasure (and the privilege) of a dog changing your life, The Particulars of Peter is the book for you."―Write Now Philly
"[Kelly Conaboy] is one of the funniest writers out there, and her debut. . .is utterly charming."
―LitHub
About the Author
Kelly Conaboy is a writer whose career includes stints at the Cut, the Hairpin, Gawker, and Videogum. Most of those websites no longer exist. (This is not because of Kelly.) She's been published by The Atlantic, the New Yorker, and the New York Times. She and her dog, Peter, live in Brooklyn, NY.
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- Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
- Publication date : December 8, 2020
- Edition : First Edition
- Language : English
- Print length : 256 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1538717867
- ISBN-13 : 978-1538717868
- Item Weight : 12.8 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.85 x 1.2 x 8.6 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,256,702 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #427 in Animal & Pet Care Essays
- #1,158 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor
- #1,279 in Humor Essays (Books)
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Customers find the book hilarious, with several mentioning they laugh out loud while reading it. Moreover, they appreciate the love story, with one customer noting how Peter touches their heart. Additionally, the book receives positive feedback for its charm, with one customer describing it as a delightful confection.
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Customers find the book hilarious, with several mentioning they laugh out loud while reading it.
"...filler that lost some of my attention, but overall this book had so much heart and joy. I highly recommend it for any dog lover out there!" Read more
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"...This book is a must have for anyone who enjoys dogs, laughing, laughing about dogs, absurdity, love, and exploring the world around them...." Read more
"Kelly Conaboy's debut book is full of humor, wit, and charm. Conaboy's love for Mr. Peter will touch your heart and make you laugh at the same time!" Read more
Customers enjoy the love story in the book, with one mentioning how Peter touches their heart.
"...for anyone who enjoys dogs, laughing, laughing about dogs, absurdity, love, and exploring the world around them...." Read more
"...Conaboy's love for Mr. Peter will touch your heart and make you laugh at the same time!" Read more
"I loved The Particulars of Peter! One of very few books that's actually made me laugh out loud." Read more
"Christmas gift. Funny, engaging, well-written! Love Peter!!" Read more
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"Kelly Conaboy's debut book is full of humor, wit, and charm. Conaboy's love for Mr. Peter will touch your heart and make you laugh at the same time!" Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2020This book was an absolute delight! I loved it so much and laughed out loud to the point of tears on multiple occasions. I could relate so much to the author and her (what some might be considered a bit crazy) love for her dog. There were a few chapters in the middle that felt like a bit of added filler that lost some of my attention, but overall this book had so much heart and joy. I highly recommend it for any dog lover out there!
- Reviewed in the United States on February 7, 2021I have never been motivated to write a book review before, but I was so tickled by this author and besotted by her observations that here I am. I luckily finished this book in just a few days, as I spent those days annoying everyone around me - namely my boyfriend - laughing out loud as I read. If you are looking for something a little different and perfect for escaping these somewhat troubling times, I highly recommend.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2020Cute made me laugh. Great gift for oarent of a rescue
- Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2020I've been a fan of Conaboy's writing for a long time, and it only gets better and better. This book is a must have for anyone who enjoys dogs, laughing, laughing about dogs, absurdity, love, and exploring the world around them. Conaboy's voice is charming, clever, and engaging. It's a breezy, hilarious book that you'll want to re-read immediately.
- Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2021The world would be a far better place if we had more books like this! If you are a dog lover and/or a person who appreciates insight with a dash of zest and wit, you will like this book. It is a delight.
- Reviewed in the United States on September 11, 2022Kudos to the author--loved it. (If I were a writer I would have looked for the same gig--looking for as many ways as possible to write about my dog.) Bought this because I always liked her writing on Gawker. Felt like I got to know her and, more importantly, Peter.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 8, 2021THE PARTICULARS of PETER: DANCE LESSONS, DNA Tests and Other Reasons to Hang with My Perfect Dog
By Kelly Conaboy
Is it possible to be too obsessed with your dog? To love your dog so much that it hurts? Author, Kelly Conaboy shares in her memoir, THE PARTICULARS of PETER (GrandCentral) that she can’t remember what life was like before she adopted her dog, Peter. He is the center of her existence. And she isn’t alone. My shih tzu, Sunshine is the love of my life, as I often share in my posts.
Once Kelly adopted Peter (which was a headache and too long to write about here), she decided to write her memoir focusing on him. The first thing she did was buy Peter a bunch of stuff he didn’t need. That’s one of the facts of being a dog owner; you’re constantly purchasing items your dog will either ignore or destroy. Kelly tried giving Peter puzzle toys, large noisy balls, a fancy bed, clothes and booties for walking in cold weather. FORGET ABOUT IT! But Kelly purchased a fleece blanket for herself, which quickly became Peter’s.
In THE PARTICULARS of PETER, Kelly interviews experts about almost all there is to know about having a pet. Do you know you can get your dog’s DNA? That became possible in 2005 and it allows you to find out what kind of breed your dog REALLY is. It can also help you fine tune her diet or predict health problems. German folklore has it that dogs can speak on Christmas Eve. There’s a huge business in pet psychics. Try googling “pet psychics” and you’ll be overwhelmed; it’s quite the lucrative business. You can also teach your pet how to become a ghost hunter. Peter didn’t take to that or dance lessons. He did well with competitive canine agility contests, as long as he was allowed to do what he wanted to do.
Here are some statistics Kelly shares to prove her point. Eighty-seven million, that’s 67% of families, all own pets. We dog owners spent about $75 billion, with a B on our furry friends. Of that, $480-million is spent on Halloween costumes. Peter doesn’t like to dress up.
The main thing we learn in Kelly’s book is that the love we receive from our dog is unconditional and all of us can use that.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 10, 2020Kelly Conaboy's debut book is full of humor, wit, and charm. Conaboy's love for Mr. Peter will touch your heart and make you laugh at the same time!
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- AoifeReviewed in the United Kingdom on April 14, 2022
4.0 out of 5 stars Perfect for Owners of the Best Dog in the World (aka every dog owner!)
This is a book I would recommend to anyone who loves and owns a dog, and find yourself working to keep your dog, rather than keeping yourself ;)
The Particulars of Peter is a wonderful memoir about Kelly Conaboy's time with her dog Peter - and how she is utterly obsessed with him, as every dog mom should be with their best boy or girl.
I loved Kelly's writing - it's satirical, comical and self-deprecating in all the best ways, and I really liked how she could laugh at herself while at the same time looking down her nose at anyone who tried to tell her otherwise when it came to looking after Peter. I respect that.
Kelly believes Peter is the best dog in the world. I agree to disagree (title is jointly taken by my Dezzie and Roci of course).
This is lighthearted fun, and one you can pick up, read a chapter or two off, laugh and then go for a walk with your dogs before returning. I thoroughly enjoyed this and if you are a dog-obsessed loon like me, please give it a go.