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The Sexperts: Kinky Grades of Shay (The Sexperts Trilogy Book 1) Kindle Edition

by Melinda DuChamp (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.8 out of 5 stars 49 ratings

IN THE SEXUALLY LIBERATED FUTURE, SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL PRUDES...

But the horny instructors at the Seimann Sex Institute, are doing all they can to make sure everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life. Even if that means kidnapping clueless men to teach them how to please a woman, giving BDSM lessons, and creating group sex instructional videos.

Then a gorgeous, naïve blond with sexual super powers arrives at the institute, and everything goes butts-up. Literally.

THE SEXPERTS - KINKY GRADES OF SHAY by Melinda DuChamp
Science fiction or science friction?

Written by bestselling erotica author Melinda DuChamp, the Sexperts is another hilarious, romantic, and downright naughty adventure for readers who are daring enough. Roughly 150 pages crammed full of kinky sex, bondage, and ridiculous jokes.

It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.

WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:

"DuChamp, famous for doing kinky, erotic parodies of classic novels, has now tackled science fiction and the results are out of this world!" - A reader who likes Dad jokes

"This sci-fi is oh my!" - A reader who can rhyme

"Westworld was never this graphic!" - That is correct

"Four score and seven years ago." - Abraham Lincoln

"Melinda DuChamp is my favorite writer." - Melinda DuChamp

"Once a generation, a book comes along that will change the lives of millions. This is not that book. But the sex is pretty hot." - Anonymous

"This book was too graphic. Those scenes need to be cut." - A censor

"DuChamp owes me money!" - The author's agent

"Three is the magic number." - Schoolhouse Rock

"The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides." - Pythagoras

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  1. Book 1 of 3
    The Sexperts Trilogy
  2. Print length
    186 pages
  3. Language
    English
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  5. Publication date
    February 24, 2020
  6. File size
    2.9 MB
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What People Are Saying About Melinda DuChamp's Writing

"The sexiest and funniest thing I've f#%king read in a long time. Move over 50 SHADES OF GREY... Melinda DuChamp just kicked your ass."- Robyn Peterman, author of the Shift Happens series

"A fun and sexy romp, a quick delving into some delicious kink. It's erotic, fascinating, funny, and educational, in a sexy kind of way... if you're interested in learning about things like edging. Which I didn't know I was, until I read this book." - Jasinda Wilder, author of the Badd Brothers series

"A hilarious and fun erotic romp!" - CD Reiss, author of Complete Submission

"(it) stands out with a unique plot, an entirely new kind of kink, and a ton of laugh-out-loud moments. A romantic comedy with an awesomely kinky dose of sexuality." - Alessandra Torre, author of Filthy Vows

"Entertaining and engrossing. A great addition to the genre and perfect for a kinky read." - Pepper Winters, author of Innocence: Dark Mafia Romance

From the Author

Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of bestselling authors Ann Voss Peterson and J.A. Konrath, who also write other stuff, separately and together.

For the completists, or those with a bit of obsessive/compulsiveness, or those who want to know how the Ann Voss Peterson/JA Konrath books all connect, here are some reading lists. All of these series have shared crossover characters, and they all tie-in to the Codename: Chandler series.

These do not have to be read in any particular order, but Ann and Joe encourage you to read them all.

EROTICA
Ann & Joe writing as Melinda DuChamp

MAKE ME BLUSH series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Mister Kink
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Witches
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Six & Candy

ALICE series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Alice In Wonderland
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Through The Looking Glass
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Alice At The Hellfire Club
#4-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dracula
#5-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
#6-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Frankenstein
#7-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's Christmas Special
#8-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's New Year Ball

JEZEBEL series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Jezebel And The Beanstalk
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Puss In Boots
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Goldilocks

SEXPERTS series
#1-The Sexperts - Kinky Grades Of Shay
#2-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Pearl Necklace
#3-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Alien

CODENAME: CHANDLER (Ann Voss Peterson & JA Konrath)
#1-Flee
#2-Spree
#3-Three
#4-Hit
#5-Exposed
#6-Naughty
#7-Fix (with F. Paul Wilson)
#8-Rescue
#9-Free

ANN VOSS PETERSON BIBLIOGRAPHY

VAL RYKER THRILLERS
#1-Pushed Too Far
#2-Burned Too Hot
#3-Dead Too Soon
#4-Watched Too Long (with J.A. Konrath)
#5-Buried Too Deep

ROCKY MOUNTAIN THRILLERS
#1-Manhunt
#2-Fugitive
#3-Justice
#4-Maverick
#5-Renegade

SMALL TOWN SECRETS
#1-Lethal
#2-Captive
#3-Frantic
#4-Vicious
#5-Witness
#6-Stolen
#7-Malice
#8-Forbidden
#9-Guilty
#10-Kidnapped
The School (Short Story)

PARANORMAL ROMANTIC SUSPENSE (Rebecca York, Ann Voss Peterson, and Patricia Rosemoor)
#1-Gypsy Magic
#2-New Orleans Magic
#3-Renegade Magic
#4- Security Breach
#5-Return To Jenkins Cove

JA KONRATH BIBLIOGRAPHY

JACK DANIELS THRILLERS
#1-Whiskey Sour
#2-Bloody Mary
#3-Rusty Nail
#4-Dirty Martini
#5-Shot Of Tequila
#6-Fuzzy Navel
#7-Cherry Bomb
#8-Dead On My Feet
#9-Serial Killers Uncut (with Blake Crouch)
#10-Shaken
#11-Stirred (with Blake Crouch)
#12-Dying Breath
#13-Everybody Dies
#14-Rum Runner
#15-Last Call
#16-White Russian
#17-Shot Girl
#18-Chaser
#19-Old Fashioned
#20-Bite Force
#21-Jack Rose
#22-Witch Brew
#23-Pink Lady
#24-Bourbon Hammer
#25-Moscow Mule
Bonus #2.5-Lady 52 (with Jude Hardin)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 1 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 2 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 3 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 4 (Novella Collection)
Banana Hammock (Novella Collection)

THE KONRATH DARK THRILLER COLLECTIVE
#1-The List
#2-Origin
#3-Afraid
#4-Trapped
#5-Endurance
#6-Haunted House
#7-Webcam
#8-Disturb
#9-What Happened To Lori
#10-The Nine
#11-Second Coming
#12-Close Your Eyes
#13-Enraged
Bonus #4.5-Holes in the Ground (with Iain Rob Wright)
Bonus #5.5-Draculas (with Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand, F. Paul Wilson)
Bonus #6.5-Grandma? (with Talon Konrath)

TIMECASTER
#1-Timecaster
#2-Timecaster Supersymmetry
#3-Timecaster Steampunk

STOP A MURDER PUZZLE BOOKS
#1-How: Puzzles 1-12
#2-Where: Puzzles 13-24
#3-Why: Puzzles 25-36
#4-Who: Puzzles 37-48
#5-When: Puzzles 49-60
#6-Answers
Stop A Murder Complete Cases (Book 1-5)

MISCELLANEOUS
65 Proof - Collected Short Stories
The Globs Of Use-A-Lot 3 (With Dan Maderak)

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0854MPGZX
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Kydala Publishing, Inc.
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ February 24, 2020
  • Edition ‏ : ‎ 2nd
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2.9 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 186 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Book 1 of 3 ‏ : ‎ The Sexperts Trilogy
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.8 out of 5 stars 49 ratings

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Melinda DuChamp

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Melinda DuChamp writes erotica and erotic romance for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.

DuChamp is the pen name of two bestselling authors, Ann Voss Peterson and J.A. Konrath. Combined, they've sold over six million books. Together, they've also written the Codename: Chandler series, which is filled with hot sex, fast action, steamy romance, and enough thrills to make James Bond blush.

Visit Melinda DuChamp on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/melindaduchamp and sign up for her newsletter to hear about her latest releases!

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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Sexy erotica for smart people
    Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2019
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    Futuristic story of a Sex Institute helping a couple learn about sex. Super sexy BDSM, hardcore Sex , girl on girl. Threesome, pegging, and a+@ll scenes. Very explicit sex. Also group sex. With very exciting futuristic sex toys, machines and furniture.. Very sexy humorous read.
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  • Goth Gone Grey
    4.0 out of 5 stars Ridiculously silly erotica
    Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2024
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    If you're tired of predictable, formulaic billionaire BDSM erotica and favor parody, this may be the author for you.

    "A low rumble came through the door, growing louder, higher and more bizarre until it sounded like Chewbacca—from the Star Wars series in case you were born under a rock—howling at the moon."

    It's erotic without taking itself too seriously, fast paced for both seXXXy scenes as well as pun-tastic names, references, and outright silliness. Open minded only need apply to the sexperts - MF, FF, and group are all present.

    It seriously needs proofreading - character names change in the same paragraph, as well as other typos that jarred me out of an entertaining tale.
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  • Anonymous
    5.0 out of 5 stars funny and facetious at times
    Reviewed in the United States on March 3, 2016
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    steamy, funny and facetious at times. a good read
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  • Dawn
    4.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable
    Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2019
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    Erotically and funny!! The plot is alright but different. Not as arouse as I hope for. Its worth the read!
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  • Josh G
    2.0 out of 5 stars Not DuChamp's best
    Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2014
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    Okay, there were a few good scenes in this. However, unless you're looking to read a diatribe about sexual equality, pass on this one. What's really confusing is that for all it's yammer about equality, the "hero" is a complete stereotype of a blond airhead.

    NOT for sapiosexuals.
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  • Kayla's Reads and Reviews
    1.0 out of 5 stars A big disappointment
    Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 2014
    I was so disappointed with this. I read Melinda DuChamp's Alice in Wonderland series, and it was so good. Not only was it sexy, but it was witty and funny as well. This book felt like the author was just trying to use as many sexual innuendos as possible. It came off as immature, and not funny at all. The sex scenes weren't even sexy because the immature humor ruined it. I will not be continuing this series, and I doubt I will read any more of her books.
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Over the top
    Reviewed in the United States on September 30, 2015
    Just WOW!! Over the top, outrageous and hilarious as promised. What a future we have to look forward to. Loved the play on words.
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  • Paul M Raasch
    5.0 out of 5 stars Erotically Hilarious!
    Reviewed in the United States on October 23, 2014
    I picked this up after the author revealed himself publicly because I had enjoyed their other books and I'm glad I did. This was the perfect combination of soft-core erotica and tongue in cheek humor with a positive moral message that more people could really stand to embrace.
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