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Kinky Grades of Shay: The Sexperts Audible Audiobook – Unabridged

Melinda DuChamp (Author, Publisher), Lucy Malone (Narrator)
3.8 out of 5 stars 49 ratings

In the sexually liberated future, some people are still prudes....

But the horny instructors at the Siemann Sex Institute are doing all they can to make sure everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life. Even if that means kidnapping clueless men to teach them how to please a woman, giving BDSM lessons, and creating group sex instructional videos.

Then a gorgeous, naïve blond with sexual super powers arrives at the institute, and everything goes butts-up. Literally.

Science fiction or science friction?

Written by best-selling erotica author Melinda DuChamp, the Sexperts is another hilarious, romantic, and downright naughty adventure for listeners who are daring enough. This audiobook is crammed full of kinky sex, bondage, and ridiculous jokes.

It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh...just like you.

So what are you waiting for? Listen to this book!

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  1. Listening Length
    4 hours and 33 minutes
  2. Author
    Melinda DuChamp
  3. Narrator
    Lucy Malone
  4. Audible release date
    October 7, 2022
  5. Language
    English
  6. Publisher
    Melinda DuChamp
  7. ASIN
    B0BHKV7FZP
  8. Version
    Unabridged
  9. Program Type
    Audiobook
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Product details

Listening Length 4 hours and 33 minutes
Author Melinda DuChamp
Narrator Lucy Malone
Whispersync for Voice Ready
Audible.com Release Date October 07, 2022
Publisher Melinda DuChamp
Program Type Audiobook
Version Unabridged
Language English
ASIN B0BHKV7FZP
Best Sellers Rank #276,622 in Audible Books & Originals (See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals)
#6,455 in Erotic Fiction
#6,557 in Erotic Literature & Fiction

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3.8 out of 5 stars
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Sexy erotica for smart people
    Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2019
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    Futuristic story of a Sex Institute helping a couple learn about sex. Super sexy BDSM, hardcore Sex , girl on girl. Threesome, pegging, and a+@ll scenes. Very explicit sex. Also group sex. With very exciting futuristic sex toys, machines and furniture.. Very sexy humorous read.
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  • Goth Gone Grey
    4.0 out of 5 stars Ridiculously silly erotica
    Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2024
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    If you're tired of predictable, formulaic billionaire BDSM erotica and favor parody, this may be the author for you.

    "A low rumble came through the door, growing louder, higher and more bizarre until it sounded like Chewbacca—from the Star Wars series in case you were born under a rock—howling at the moon."

    It's erotic without taking itself too seriously, fast paced for both seXXXy scenes as well as pun-tastic names, references, and outright silliness. Open minded only need apply to the sexperts - MF, FF, and group are all present.

    It seriously needs proofreading - character names change in the same paragraph, as well as other typos that jarred me out of an entertaining tale.
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  • Anonymous
    5.0 out of 5 stars funny and facetious at times
    Reviewed in the United States on March 3, 2016
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    steamy, funny and facetious at times. a good read
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  • Dawn
    4.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable
    Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2019
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    Erotically and funny!! The plot is alright but different. Not as arouse as I hope for. Its worth the read!
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  • Josh G
    2.0 out of 5 stars Not DuChamp's best
    Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2014
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    Okay, there were a few good scenes in this. However, unless you're looking to read a diatribe about sexual equality, pass on this one. What's really confusing is that for all it's yammer about equality, the "hero" is a complete stereotype of a blond airhead.

    NOT for sapiosexuals.
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  • Kayla's Reads and Reviews
    1.0 out of 5 stars A big disappointment
    Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 2014
    I was so disappointed with this. I read Melinda DuChamp's Alice in Wonderland series, and it was so good. Not only was it sexy, but it was witty and funny as well. This book felt like the author was just trying to use as many sexual innuendos as possible. It came off as immature, and not funny at all. The sex scenes weren't even sexy because the immature humor ruined it. I will not be continuing this series, and I doubt I will read any more of her books.
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Over the top
    Reviewed in the United States on September 30, 2015
    Just WOW!! Over the top, outrageous and hilarious as promised. What a future we have to look forward to. Loved the play on words.
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  • Paul M Raasch
    5.0 out of 5 stars Erotically Hilarious!
    Reviewed in the United States on October 23, 2014
    I picked this up after the author revealed himself publicly because I had enjoyed their other books and I'm glad I did. This was the perfect combination of soft-core erotica and tongue in cheek humor with a positive moral message that more people could really stand to embrace.
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