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Text Wars: May the Text be With You ... (An Accidentally in Love Story Book 3) Kindle Edition
Text Wars: May the text be with you...
I'm Serafina Lopez, and I'm an astrologer. No, not the airy-fairy type who wears long flowy skirts and enormous hoop earrings—you know, unless I want to. I'm an uber-serious businesswoman.
My popular lifestyle app, "Live for you Star Sign," is getting so big, I've just been asked to be a guest on New York's most-watched morning show. To say I'm thrilled would be the biggest understatement of all time. This TV segment is going to launch my career into the stratosphere.
Imagine my surprise when I show up on set to find out that I'm not the only guest. They've also invited astrophysicist Ben Williams from NASA to come on at the same time. (I'm not sure if you know this, but astrologers and rocket scientists aren't exactly sympatico.)
It's 100% hate at first sight (with maybe a tiny dose of lust thrown in—I'm not blind). Too bad he's a total jerk who slings insults at my career like a professional pie thrower. But I'm not one to sit back and take it.
Our explosive chemistry sets records for the network's viewing audience, which means we're asked to host a weekly segment...together.
Unable to turn down the career opportunity of a lifetime, I agree to work with Dr. Grumpy McGorgeous Nerd Pants. Unable to act maturely, we end up communicating by text instead of talking when we're off air (and sometimes on).
Just when I think it can't get any worse, the network sends us to Florida for a conference at the NASA Mothership. When we arrive, we find out we'll be stuck sharing the same hotel room for two long, hot Florida nights.
And that's when it happens. Somewhere in the haze of hating him, I wind up wanting him. But there's no way I can fall for someone who doesn't respect my beliefs.
Can I?
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMay 4, 2021
- File size633 KB
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“What did you do with my model?” I hiss at Ben Williams as soon as he’s seated next to me. He rolls his eyes.
“Obviously I murdered him and stuffed his body in the closet so I could make my lifelong dream of coming on national television as a complete moron come true.”
Before I can slay him with a witty comeback, Lacey waves her hands frantically to shut me up. Then she turns to the camera and gushes, “Welcome back to Wake Up America! In case you’re just joining us, we have astrophysicist Dr. Ben Williams on today, here to talk about NASA’s Earth Two project. But before we get to Dr. Williams, Serafina Lopez, creator of the smashing Live for Your Star Sign app, is going to give us a fashion-forward look for your star sign.”
Hal continues, “We had a surprise model in the form of Dr. Williams here. Tell us, Ben, are you really a Gemini?”
“I have no idea.”
“According to our research, you are,” Lacey hurries to say. “You’d think you’d know that, being a rocket scientist and all.”
Dr. Grumpy Pants pauses, then slowly explains, “Science is the systematic, logical, and relentless pursuit of knowledge to help us better understand the universe and all things in it. Astrology is the pursuit of unsuspecting people’s money through trickery, predictions so vague they could apply to anyone in any given location, and blatant insensitivity to empirical evidence.”
He glances at me, then turns back to Lacey. “For you to presume I should possess the knowledge of which utterly irrelevant category I land in based on my date of birth is about as useful as knowing which house I’d fit into at Hogwarts. It’s meaningless. It’s nothing more than a party game.”
I glare at him sending the following psychic communication: Watch out Dr. Williams, it's on...
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"These books are like Sex in the City for the texting generation, They are the BEST escape and I can't wait to get my hands on each as they come out. Sera and Ben are delightfully funny and seemingly mismatched, but that just makes their journey all the more fun. Read this series now, you won't be disappointed!" --USA Today bestselling author, Becky Monson
"The Sun and the Moon are nothing compared to the love I feel for you." The writing duo Whitney Dineen and Melaine Summers show what they can do to make you laugh out loud with their incredible over-the-top stories, one more outrageous than the last." --AJ Book Remarks
"This series is perfect for Netflix! I laughed so much while reading this book I was left a little heartbroken that Sera and Ben aren't real. But you know what, they're real to me and I want to text them to meet up so I can witness their adorableness in person." --USA Today bestselling author, Diana Orgain
"When a comically mismatched couple is thrown together on morning television, sparks fly! I loved Sera and Ben's story SO much! I want more ...." --USA Today Bestselling author, Delancey Stewart
"Humor, conflict, adorable characters-- what more could you want in the perfect romcom? Text Wars has it all and I wish it didn't end!" --Amazon bestselling author, Annabelle Costa
"Whitney and Melanie are quickly becoming my go-to authors for a good laugh? Where do they come up with these ideas? I want MORE!" --USA Today bestselling author, Kate O'Keeffe
About the Author
Avery Reid is an in-demand narrator with a background in film and stage acting.
Melanie Summers currently resides in Edmonton, Canada, with her husband, three young children, and their goofy dog. When she's not writing romance novels, she loves reading, snuggling up on the couch with her family for movie night (which would not be complete without lots of popcorn and milkshakes), and long walks in the woods near her house. Melanie is a member of the Romance Writers of America, as well as the International Women's Writing Guild.
Alexander Cendese is a New York-based actor and narrator whose credits include roles on and off Broadway, in films, and on popular television shows, including Law & Order: SVU and All My Children. He holds a BFA from the Carnegie Mellon School of Drama.
Whitney Dineen is the author of many books, including the Creek Water series, the Seven Brides for Seven Mothers series, and the Mimi Chronicles.
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- ASIN : B08ZGP6FCF
- Publisher : (May 4, 2021)
- Publication date : May 4, 2021
- Language : English
- File size : 633 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 306 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #173,080 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #414 in Men, Women & Relationships Humor
- #1,763 in Fiction Satire
- #5,775 in Romantic Comedy (Kindle Store)
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About the authors
Melanie Summers is a multi-award-winning, Amazon best-selling author of romantic comedies and women’s fiction. She’s written over thirty books for people who have 'had it up to here' with the real world and need to laugh, feel good, and sigh happily. When she’s not writing or reading, she's usually out for a walk with her two adorable dogs, hanging out on the beach with her husband and their three teenagers, or curled up on the couch for family movie night. Melanie resides on Vancouver Island, Canada where her life goal is to become one of those fabulous people who take daily ice baths in the ocean. So far, she can get in up to her ankles, which is not awful, thank you very much.
USA Today Bestselling author Whitney Dineen is a rock star in her own head. While delusional about her singing abilities, there’s been a plethora of validation that she’s a fairly decent author (AMAZING!!!). After winning many writing awards and selling nearly a kabillion books (math may not be her forte, either), she’s decided to let the voices in her head say whatever they want (sorry, Mom). She also won a fourth-place ribbon in a fifth-grade swim meet in backstroke. So, there’s that.
Whitney loves to play with her kids (a.k.a. dazzle them with her amazing flossing abilities), bake stuff, eat stuff, and write books for people who "get" her. She thinks french fries are the perfect food and Mrs. Roper is her spirit animal.
***Super fans, please check out my reading group Eat, Laugh, Love on Facebook for early announcements and other good stuff: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1145541502567944
***If you're the average run of the mill fan, go here--where you will still have plenty of fun: https://www.facebook.com/Whitney-Dineen-Author-11687019412
First Place at the Top Shelf Book Awards, 2020
Gold Medal winner at the International Readers' Favorite Awards, 2017.
Silver medal winner at the International Readers' Favorite Awards, 2015, 2016, 2019, 2020
Finalist RONE Awards, 2016, 2018, 2019.
Finalist at the IRFA 2016, 2017.
Finalist at the Book Excellence Awards, 2017
Finalist Top Shelf Indie Book Awards, 2017
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Customers enjoy the book's humor and find it a fun and enjoyable read with an interesting storyline. They appreciate the well-developed characters, including funny and colorful ones. The romance is described as lighthearted and sweet. Readers praise the writing quality as good and the author as fabulous.
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Customers enjoy the book's humor. They find the characters quirky and the events humorous. The book is described as fun, eye-opening, and a thrilling adventure. Readers appreciate the play between science and metaphysics.
"...So, of course, opposites attract. Qell told and lots of laughs." Read more
"...They are nice and sweet perfect beachy fluff. The humor is cute but not laugh out loud. The love scenes are warm but not steamy...." Read more
"Text Wars had me laughing out loud. With its great premise, colorful characters and great plot it’s a perfect romcom. Very satisfying!" Read more
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Customers enjoy the book's readability. They find it enjoyable and well-written, though some prefer the previous books in the series. The ups and downs make it a quick summer read, though some find the ending corny. Overall, readers find the book satisfying and enjoyable.
"I'm enjoying the text series. Ben is really sweet and socially awkward if he doesn't know you, which many bright people are...." Read more
"...Very satisfying!" Read more
"...She was not likable in any way. Sorry not sorry. Liked prev books in series better. Will try the next hoping this was a just a blip in the road...." Read more
"...I expected a little more of her but still thoroughly enjoyed the book." Read more
Customers enjoyed the storyline. They found it refreshing with interesting twists and drama. The characters were described as quirky and fun.
"Text Wars had me laughing out loud. With its great premise, colorful characters and great plot it’s a perfect romcom. Very satisfying!" Read more
"...Really liked these characters and the storyline. The conflict resolution was well done. I smiled most of this book. Summary cover basics...." Read more
"This was so funny, I loved this story...." Read more
"...It is such a shame. The story line had a lot of promise and the writing is very good!..." Read more
Customers enjoy the characters' development. They find the characters funny and colorful, with a captivating story.
"...The editing and pacing are nice. The characters are fun but the "big drama" that creates the breakup just makes you want to smack them both for how..." Read more
"Text Wars had me laughing out loud. With its great premise, colorful characters and great plot it’s a perfect romcom. Very satisfying!" Read more
"...With this whole series, the extra cast of characters are great too. Saw some shout outs to previous places and people from earlier books, yay!..." Read more
"...I love the humor, the angst, the humanness of the characters and the happily ever after!!!!!!!" Read more
Customers enjoy the lighthearted romance in the book. They find the love scenes warm but not steamy, and appreciate the editing and pacing. The book is described as a sweet romantic comedy with tender moments and twists and turns of a blossoming relationship.
"...The humor is cute but not laugh out loud. The love scenes are warm but not steamy. The editing and pacing are nice...." Read more
"Super cute and fun romance. The dreamer and the nerd clash, until they don't. Really liked these characters and the storyline...." Read more
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"...There were funny parts, sad parts, educational parts and romantic scenes. Good book. Little language and a few steamy scenes." Read more
Customers enjoy the book's cuteness. They find it charming and sweet, with a refreshing and independent heroine.
"I'm enjoying the text series. Ben is really sweet and socially awkward if he doesn't know you, which many bright people are...." Read more
"I've read all the books in this series so far. They are nice and sweet perfect beachy fluff. The humor is cute but not laugh out loud...." Read more
"Super cute and fun romance. The dreamer and the nerd clash, until they don't. Really liked these characters and the storyline...." Read more
"...Serafina is refreshing, sassy, independent and most importantly, knows her worth...." Read more
Customers enjoy the book's writing quality. They say it's well-written and the author describes the characters well.
"...It is such a shame. The story line had a lot of promise and the writing is very good!..." Read more
"Whitney Dinesen and Meredith Summers make a fabulous writing team! Have loved all the Text Wars books so far!..." Read more
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Customers enjoy the book's astrology content. They find it informative and interesting, with insights from an experienced astrology expert who has created numerous apps. The book also offers a unique perspective by combining NASA information with astrology.
"...She is an intelligent, highly successful astrology guru who has created numerous apps. He is a NASA astrophysicist. Opposites attract? Hardly...." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on January 16, 2025I'm enjoying the text series. Ben is really sweet and socially awkward if he doesn't know you, which many bright people are. Sara is a wild spitfire. So, of course, opposites attract. Qell told and lots of laughs.
- Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2021I've read all the books in this series so far. They are nice and sweet perfect beachy fluff. The humor is cute but not laugh out loud. The love scenes are warm but not steamy. The editing and pacing are nice. The characters are fun but the "big drama" that creates the breakup just makes you want to smack them both for how easily it could have been avoided or reconciled. I have a lot of books/series on my TBR list and this one was NOT a waste of my time. It's perfect for when you're in the mood for a lighthearted romance that doesn't require a lot of thinking. I will definitely be watching for the next one, too.
- Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2024Text Wars had me laughing out loud. With its great premise, colorful characters and great plot it’s a perfect romcom. Very satisfying!
- Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2024Oh my goodness, if reading about Sera and Ben doesn't have you laughing out loud numerous times, I would be surprised. She is an intelligent, highly successful astrology guru who has created numerous apps. He is a NASA astrophysicist. Opposites attract? Hardly. It's full on war, until it's not, and then it is again. The dialog, relationships, and numerous hilarious events make this book a winner.
- Reviewed in the United States on October 6, 2021The only reason I gave this one 3 stars instead of 1 is because of how much I loved Ben in this book. I just could not find one redeeming quality in Serafina. She was not likable in any way. Sorry not sorry. Liked prev books in series better. Will try the next hoping this was a just a blip in the road. I like Whitney as an author and have laughed out loud with other books… just definitely not this one! Serafina was way too unrepentantly spiteful for my taste. I think her spiteful acts were supposed to be the humor in this one and I just don’t find acting horridly towards others when your in the wrong humorous. Ben was such a lovable charachter. The awkward nerd who becomes more self aware and improves himself and blossoms out of his comfort zone. He made the book.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 1, 2022Super cute and fun romance. The dreamer and the nerd clash, until they don't. Really liked these characters and the storyline. The conflict resolution was well done. I smiled most of this book. Summary cover basics.
This is a standalone with no cliffhanger and no cheating. Closed door steam, only kissing. No language. Told from H and h POV.
- Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2021Not only do opposites attract but the enemies to lovers scenario plays double time. There are some rather outlandish scenes in the book but it is all in good fun. Lactose intolerance also plays a role in this crazy story. Astrophysicist Ben is an opinionated nerd who looks down on those who practice astrology. Yale graduate Serafina has a successful career that relates all aspects of people's lives to their star sign. Needless to say they don't see eye to eye. I loved the banter between the two of them, Seraphina's grandparents, Charley and even Spock. It was a fun read and a few of the characters from other Texting books made cameo appearances. The only downside is that Ben and Serafina were a little immature at times - especially Serafina. I expected a little more of her but still thoroughly enjoyed the book.
- Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2021There are quite a few laugh out loud moments in TEXT WARS: MAY THE TEXT BE WITH YOU featuring NASA astrophysicist Ben and astrologist Serafina. Total respect for the Rocky and Bullwinkle inspired line, by the way.
While the foundation of the relationship wasn’t based on texting, it’s survival was. Serafina is refreshing, sassy, independent and most importantly, knows her worth. Ben is intelligent, introverted, and refreshingly mild mannered except when it comes to astrology.
If you like honest, funny and well written romantic comedy, you will love this book.
Top reviews from other countries
- melinda swaineReviewed in the United Kingdom on May 6, 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars This book ticked all my boxes, I swooned and I sighed, I smiled and I giggled!!
A steamy sweet rom com that will have you giggling and swooning from the start! I read straight through without stopping. I was captured from the first word. This story is just superb. This book ticked all my boxes, I swooned and I sighed, I smiled and I giggled. Trust me when I say, if you're looking for a feel-good story that will have you laughing and smiling then look no further. Please one click this gem of a read. Happy reading everyone!
- Kathryn PageReviewed in Australia on December 28, 2023
5.0 out of 5 stars Literally laughed out loud
Super funny - read non stop for two days. I really want to know more about my star sign now.
- Kindle CustomerReviewed in the United Kingdom on February 11, 2022
4.0 out of 5 stars Easy read
Of course like all rom coms this is very much a work of fiction. But if you enjoy likeable characters, an easy to follow plot with a few laughs thrown in. This little escape from reality is for you.
- CJReviewed in Canada on March 1, 2023
5.0 out of 5 stars Your future lies in the stars
Whitney and Melanie have done it again. This is their third texting book and each one get better. No that doesn't mean the first two aren't really good but rather that they every time I have finished one of them I think wow that was good and am sure they can't top it. Well I have wrong each time so far. There rom-coms just keep drawing me in.
- Jack MacReviewed in the United Kingdom on March 29, 2024
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it!!
What can I say it was hilarious made me laugh out loud…the chemistry between Serafina and Ben was just great, as were all the other characters. This is the third in the series and just as good as the others can’t wait to read more.