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Kinky Secrets of Alice's Christmas Special (The Kinky Secrets Of Alice Series Book 7) Kindle Edition

by Melinda DuChamp (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.8 out of 5 stars 32 ratings

MORE THAN GOOD CHEER WILL BE SPREAD...

When Alice started a consulting business using kinky sex in corporate teambuilding, she never expected her first client to be... Santa Claus!

Santa's three very hot (and sexually deviant) vice presidents cannot agree on how to manage Santa's Workshop and production has ceased.

Can Alice use her special set of carnal skills to save Christmas?

Or will all of her outrageous, filthy, explicit boinking give the Jolly Old Elf a heart attack?

KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL by Melinda DuChamp
Santa Claus is Coming...

WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:

"This is how I like my smut; raunchy, funny, and with heart!" - A reader who likes smut that is raunchy, funny, and with heart

"I didn't know this book was so kinky." - A woman who didn't read the title

"Are these the comments for that new superhero movie?" - A very confused man

"I felt dirty and ashamed after reading this. Especially the third time." - A dirty and ashamed reader

"I bet Melinda DuChamp is writing these quotes herself." - Melinda DuChamp

"Melinda DuChamp for President!" - A reader who doesn't know Melinda DuChamp is the pen name for Ann Voss Peterson and Joe Konrath

"I smell burnt toast." - A reader having a stroke

"OH YES!" - A reader having a different kind of stroke

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Emerson sucks." - Henry David Thoreau

So what are you waiting for? You must read this book right now!

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    The Kinky Secrets Of Alice Series
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From the Publisher

From MELINDA DUCHAMP - FOUR HOT SERIES, ONE CONNECTED WORLD

Alice Series

Secrets of Alice Series

Join Alice as she explores her burgeoning sensuality in this series of seven very funny (and very hot) romantic comedies.

From fairy tales, through classic literature, and finally into modern day fantasy, the Alice series also connects to Jezebel, Make Me Blush, and Sexperts series, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

Make Me Blush Series

Make Me Blush Series

Three contemporary romances that follow a trio of friends who get involved in the steamiest, and funniest, amorous encounters in the history of dating.

These three stand alone--but interconnected--novels also tie in with the Alice, Jezebel, and Sexperts series, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

Jezebel Series

Secrets of Jezebel Series

Join Alice's BFF, Jezebel, as she runs rampant through classic fairy tales in a decidedly adult fashion.

This trilogy also connects to the Kinky Secrets of Alice series, the Make Me Blush series, and the Sexperts, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

Sexperts Series

Sexperts Series

In the future, love is... hilarious. Join the researchers at the science fantasy Siemann Institute, where close encounters with aliens are closer than you can even imagine.

These stand alone--but interconnected--novels also tie in with the Alice and Jezebel series, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

THIS IS THE SERIES YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

DuChamp

WHAT MAKES GOOD ROMANTIC FANTASY?

A Reader's Checklist
  • Hot Hot Hot
  • Kinky
  • Well-Written
  • Fun
  • Clever
  • A Variety of Love
  • Believable Romance
  • A Sense of Humor

The Melinda DuChamp Collection

FANTASY FOR SMART PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO LAUGH... JUST LIKE YOU

You've read the rest now read this!

You have specific tastes and a short amount of time to find and read what you're looking for.

You want something to broaden your horizons with kinks you've never even imagined. Crazy, weird, hot stuff.

You also want something with fun characters, spicy love scenes, and even some laughs.

Melinda DuChamp is your answer.

Editorial Reviews

Review

What People Are Saying About Melinda DuChamp's Writing

"The sexiest and funniest thing I've f#%king read in a long time. Move over 50 SHADES OF GREY... Melinda DuChamp just kicked your ass."- Robyn Peterman, author of the Shift Happens series

"A fun and sexy romp, a quick delving into some delicious kink. It's erotic, fascinating, funny, and educational, in a sexy kind of way... if you're interested in learning about things like edging. Which I didn't know I was, until I read this book." - Jasinda Wilder, author of the Badd Brothers series

"A hilarious and fun erotic romp!" - CD Reiss, author of Complete Submission

"(it) stands out with a unique plot, an entirely new kind of kink, and a ton of laugh-out-loud moments. A romantic comedy with an awesomely kinky dose of sexuality." - Alessandra Torre, author of Filthy Vows

"Entertaining and engrossing. A great addition to the genre and perfect for a kinky read." - Pepper Winters, author of Innocence: Dark Mafia Romance

From the Author

Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of bestselling authors Ann Voss Peterson and J.A. Konrath, who also write other stuff, separately and together.

For the completists, or those with a bit of obsessive/compulsiveness, or those who want to know how the Ann Voss Peterson/JA Konrath books all connect, here are some reading lists. All of these series have shared crossover characters, and they all tie-in to the Codename: Chandler series.

These do not have to be read in any particular order, but Ann and Joe encourage you to read them all.

EROTICA
Ann & Joe writing as Melinda DuChamp

MAKE ME BLUSH series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Mister Kink
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Witches
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Six & Candy

ALICE series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Alice In Wonderland
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Through The Looking Glass
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Alice At The Hellfire Club
#4-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dracula
#5-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
#6-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Frankenstein
#7-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's Christmas Special
#8-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's New Year Ball

JEZEBEL series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Jezebel And The Beanstalk
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Puss In Boots
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Goldilocks

SEXPERTS series
#1-The Sexperts - Kinky Grades Of Shay
#2-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Pearl Necklace
#3-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Alien

CODENAME: CHANDLER (Ann Voss Peterson & JA Konrath)
#1-Flee
#2-Spree
#3-Three
#4-Hit
#5-Exposed
#6-Naughty
#7-Fix (with F. Paul Wilson)
#8-Rescue
#9-Free

ANN VOSS PETERSON BIBLIOGRAPHY

VAL RYKER THRILLERS
#1-Pushed Too Far
#2-Burned Too Hot
#3-Dead Too Soon
#4-Watched Too Long (with J.A. Konrath)
#5-Buried Too Deep

ROCKY MOUNTAIN THRILLERS
#1-Manhunt
#2-Fugitive
#3-Justice
#4-Maverick
#5-Renegade

SMALL TOWN SECRETS
#1-Lethal
#2-Captive
#3-Frantic
#4-Vicious
#5-Witness
#6-Stolen
#7-Malice
#8-Forbidden
#9-Guilty
#10-Kidnapped
The School (Short Story)

PARANORMAL ROMANTIC SUSPENSE (Rebecca York, Ann Voss Peterson, and Patricia Rosemoor)
#1-Gypsy Magic
#2-New Orleans Magic
#3-Renegade Magic
#4- Security Breach
#5-Return To Jenkins Cove

JA KONRATH BIBLIOGRAPHY

JACK DANIELS THRILLERS
#1-Whiskey Sour
#2-Bloody Mary
#3-Rusty Nail
#4-Dirty Martini
#5-Shot Of Tequila
#6-Fuzzy Navel
#7-Cherry Bomb
#8-Dead On My Feet
#9-Serial Killers Uncut (with Blake Crouch)
#10-Shaken
#11-Stirred (with Blake Crouch)
#12-Dying Breath
#13-Everybody Dies
#14-Rum Runner
#15-Last Call
#16-White Russian
#17-Shot Girl
#18-Chaser
#19-Old Fashioned
#20-Bite Force
#21-Jack Rose
#22-Witch Brew
#23-Pink Lady
#24-Bourbon Hammer
#25-Moscow Mule
Bonus #2.5-Lady 52 (with Jude Hardin)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 1 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 2 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 3 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 4 (Novella Collection)
Banana Hammock (Novella Collection)

THE KONRATH DARK THRILLER COLLECTIVE
#1-The List
#2-Origin
#3-Afraid
#4-Trapped
#5-Endurance
#6-Haunted House
#7-Webcam
#8-Disturb
#9-What Happened To Lori
#10-The Nine
#11-Second Coming
#12-Close Your Eyes
#13-Enraged
Bonus #4.5-Holes in the Ground (with Iain Rob Wright)
Bonus #5.5-Draculas (with Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand, F. Paul Wilson)
Bonus #6.5-Grandma? (with Talon Konrath)

TIMECASTER
#1-Timecaster
#2-Timecaster Supersymmetry
#3-Timecaster Steampunk

STOP A MURDER PUZZLE BOOKS
#1-How: Puzzles 1-12
#2-Where: Puzzles 13-24
#3-Why: Puzzles 25-36
#4-Who: Puzzles 37-48
#5-When: Puzzles 49-60
#6-Answers
Stop A Murder Complete Cases (Book 1-5)

MISCELLANEOUS
65 Proof - Collected Short Stories
The Globs Of Use-A-Lot 3 (With Dan Maderak)

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09X22WZHG
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ December 2, 2022
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2.6 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 210 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Book 7 of 8 ‏ : ‎ The Kinky Secrets Of Alice Series
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.8 out of 5 stars 32 ratings

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Melinda DuChamp

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Melinda DuChamp writes erotica and erotic romance for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.

DuChamp is the pen name of two bestselling authors, Ann Voss Peterson and J.A. Konrath. Combined, they've sold over six million books. Together, they've also written the Codename: Chandler series, which is filled with hot sex, fast action, steamy romance, and enough thrills to make James Bond blush.

Visit Melinda DuChamp on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/melindaduchamp and sign up for her newsletter to hear about her latest releases!

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  • Natalia
    4.0 out of 5 stars Hot Holiday read
    Reviewed in the United States on December 22, 2024
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    Be ready for some spicy Santa. This is a hot story full of a lot of the best fantasies. Expect more smut than plot in all the best ways.
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  • Beautifuldisaster41
    5.0 out of 5 stars Must Read!
    Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2024
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    I have read all of the Alice books so far and I absolutely love them. Melinda DuChamp is such a great author. I can't wait to read the next Alice book.
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