Kinky Secrets of Alice vs Dracula

THERE ARE MANY MORE COLORS THAN GREY...


It isn't easy being a bar wench in 1897 Transylvania. Especially when the town is filled with boring villagers who have no idea how to show a lady a good time. When a handsome stranger shows up at Alice's pub, claiming he just sold the creepy old castle on the hill to a wealthy Count named Dracula, it begins a lusty journey that can only lead to one ending; our heroine being completely drained.


But will vivacious Alice be drained of her sexual energy... or her blood?


Join Alice on a naughty romp based on Bram Stoker's public domain classic, written by bestselling erotica author Melinda DuChamp.


KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE VS DRACULA by Melinda DuChamp

There will be sucking...


Kinky Secrets of Alice Vs Dracula is the fourth book in the Kinky Secrets of Alice series, but it features a whole new Alice in a whole new timeline. So disregard what happened earlier, because this is all about new romances, new adventures, and new kinky sex. This book is approximately 130 paper pages long.


It's smart erotica for people who like to laugh... just like you.


WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:


"Ridiculously funny plus over-the-top sexy. Also BDSM vampires. What's not to like?" - Anonymous


"Is Dracula in the public domain? Is this allowed?" - A man overly concerned about copyright


"Alice is such a fun character, who does such filthy things." - A woman who likes fun characters and filthy things


"DuChamp writes very sexy, writes very funny, and writes very well." - Melinda DuChamp


"Dracula, bondage, and an actual love story, all done hot and light-hearted. What an author!" - The author's spouse


"Why are you reading these quotes? Read the book!" - Someone who apparently hates quotes


"If Bram Stoker wasn't already dead, this would kill him." - Anonymous


"There were no nuns in this." - Anunymous


"I didn't understand the above quote. Oh, wait. Anunymous. Nun. Nice." - A pun loving weirdo


"I couldn't put it down. That's the truth." - A woman who accidentally glued her Kindle to her hands


"The first three Alice books were great, but this is a whole new level of wicked fun." - Melinda DuChamp, again


"Dracula sucks. Everything." - A clever reader


What are you waiting for? Read this book right now!