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Everybody Dies: Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels Mysteries, Book 13 Audible Audiobook – Unabridged

Christopher Marsh (Narrator), J.A. Konrath (Author), Joe Konrath Books Ltd (Publisher)
4.5 out of 5 stars 492 ratings

They call him The Man With Seven Tears.

He has a teardrop tattoo on his cheek for every man he's murdered for his twisted cause. He's the head of the most ruthless hate group in the USA, and he's about to commit the biggest act of domestic terrorism in history.

There's only one person alive who knows him well enough to stop him. Someone strong enough. Determined enough. Smart enough.

Someone willing to lose everything.

His younger brother; a problem solver named Phineas Troutt.

Everybody Dies by J.A. Konrath

Blood runs thick....

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Everybody Dies

Bad Language - 8

Scary - 4

Violent - 7

Funny - 8

Sexy - 2

Crossovers - Features Jack Daniels, Phineas Troutt, Harry McGlade, and includes characters from the Konrath Dark Thriller Collective, the Codename: Chandler series, and the Timecaster series.

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  1. Book 13 of 24
    Jack Daniels
  2. Listening Length
    7 hours and 37 minutes
  3. Author
    J.A. Konrath
  4. Narrator
    Christopher Marsh
  5. Audible release date
    August 7, 2020
  6. Language
    English
  7. Publisher
    Joe Konrath Books Ltd
  8. ASIN
    B08FCSNKLN
  9. Version
    Unabridged
  10. Program Type
    Audiobook
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Book 13 of 24 Jack Daniels
Listening Length 7 hours and 37 minutes
Author J.A. Konrath
Narrator Christopher Marsh
Whispersync for Voice Ready
Audible.com Release Date August 07, 2020
Publisher Joe Konrath Books Ltd
Program Type Audiobook
Version Unabridged
Language English
ASIN B08FCSNKLN
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Customers find the book to be an amazing and great novel by Konrath.

"...Murder, mayhem and hilarity. Can't beat it for a fun and exciting novel. Keep on keepin on, dude!" Read more

"...Worthy read and couldn't place the last installment to the Phin storyline." Read more

"I read all 3 books from this series and really loved them all. The characters are detailed in a way they're so easy to get to know and root for...." Read more

"This short series is one of the best I've read in a long time that made me laugh out loud frequently! Harry is just funny!!..." Read more

5 customers mention "Humor"5 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the humor in the book, finding it hilarious.

"...Ever consider stand-up??? Murder, mayhem and hilarity. Can't beat it for a fun and exciting novel. Keep on keepin on, dude!" Read more

"...Yes he's a pig most of the time but he's vulnerable, lovable and full of good intentions alll the same. Would reccomend!!!" Read more

"Scary, funny and heartbreaking. Phin has the scariest, evil brother ever...." Read more

"...series is one of the best I've read in a long time that made me laugh out loud frequently! Harry is just funny!!..." Read more

3 customers mention "Character development"3 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the character development in the book.

"...It's pretty obvious that his character is a good indication of how Konrath's demented mind works. Ever consider stand-up???..." Read more

"...The characters are detailed in a way they're so easy to get to know and root for. And contrary to what some folks say, I love Harry's character...." Read more

"Fast paced, interesting characters, good dialog.,. Exciting. Totally enjoyed this one. Will read more by Konrath. Surprise ending. Give it a read." Read more

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  • Carole T
    5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome......again!
    Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2020
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    Konrath has become my favorite author. I don't usually read consecutive books in a series. I like to skip around amongst some of my other favorites. But, I can't seem to leave this one. A side note - I hope Harry McGlade shows up in more stories. It's pretty obvious that his character is a good indication of how Konrath's demented mind works. Ever consider stand-up???
    Murder, mayhem and hilarity. Can't beat it for a fun and exciting novel.
    Keep on keepin on, dude!
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  • Kindle Customer
    4.0 out of 5 stars Everybody dies
    Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2018
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    It's a shame that you weren't able to introduce these books at the same time as Jack's series. They would of helped in understanding the relationship between Jack and Phin. Worthy read and couldn't place the last installment to the Phin storyline.
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  • Amazon Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Proof that literary agents don't always know best
    Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2019
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    I read all 3 books from this series and really loved them all. The characters are detailed in a way they're so easy to get to know and root for. And contrary to what some folks say, I love Harry's character. He's a breath of fresh air when everyone else is so serious. Yes he's a pig most of the time but he's vulnerable, lovable and full of good intentions alll the same. Would reccomend!!!
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  • Terry
    5.0 out of 5 stars Theme of the Book: Everybody Dies
    Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2020
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    This is the book I have been missing. It answers so many questions about the Jack Daniels series.

    You can read other, professional reviews (pay close attention to Dave Barry), to get an idea of they think. Read the blurb to find out what it is about.

    Harry's parts are hysterical. Jack and Phin come to an agreement. Didn't see that coming. Did any of the other books in Jackdanielsverse ever mention Phin had a brother? If one did, I missed it.

    Phin has a brother. The brother, Hugo, if he hasn't been mentioned before, is exactly the type of family member you just don't talk about.

    This has a high rating for both violence and funny. I think funny should be a higher score.

    Can I review this twice and give more stars? Didn't think so.
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  • Jennifer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderfull
    Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2021
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    Scary, funny and heartbreaking. Phin has the scariest, evil brother ever. Couldn’t put this one down, so not much sleep, not to mention the nightmares.
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  • Jenel Still
    4.0 out of 5 stars Hugo
    Reviewed in the United States on November 8, 2019
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    Phin and Pasha are still together. Phin has a brother Hugo and while in prison, Hugo is recruited to serve the Caucasian Nation. In order to advance in rank, he must kill people in a specified order. He gets out of prison, kills Kenny and kidnaps Pasha in order to get to Phin.
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  • jax
    3.0 out of 5 stars Distraction
    Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2018
    Format: KindleVerified Purchase
    It’s too bad that there so many errors in the book when a good proof reader could have made a difference.
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  • GJ
    5.0 out of 5 stars Definitely worth the read!!
    Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2019
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    This short series is one of the best I've read in a long time that made me laugh out loud frequently! Harry is just funny!! I'll save the ending for those who haven't read it yet.
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  • S.T.Cooper
    5.0 out of 5 stars Book
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 5, 2025
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    Great
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  • Vesper
    4.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining thriller
    Reviewed in Canada on June 16, 2019
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    Hugo Troutt is determined to get his eighth teardrop tattoo, which he achieves by killing his brother Phineas Troutt. To this end he kidnaps Pasha, Phin's girlfriend. He is also aiming to become the biggest USA serial killer. Can Phineas with the help of Jack Daniels and Harry McGlade stop him.
    An entertaining thriller
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  • Helen smith
    4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 7, 2018
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    Another good Konrath book
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  • Claude Tremblay
    4.0 out of 5 stars action constante
    Reviewed in Canada on October 14, 2018
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    Ce thriller est comme les autres de PhineasTroutt excellent. De l'action du début a la fin!
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  • Wendy
    1.0 out of 5 stars Violent and Brutal
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 18, 2018
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    I like the books about Jack Daniels and Phineas Troutt - not about Harry Mclade, those books are just plain irritating - and I wanted to find out what happened to Phineas. This book spends a lot of time on his extremely cruel and sadistic brother.

    Maybe the storyline was good, but far too much time spent on the blood and gore - with vivid explanations. I'll be honest, this book gave me nightmares, even though I skipped most of the parts about Hugo.

    Even trying not to read about Hugo, I read to the end as I wanted to know about Phineas.

    Read only if you enjoy sadism, cruelty and torture - with graphic descriptions.
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