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Kinky Secrets of Jezebel and the Beanstalk: A Fairy Tale for Adults Kindle Edition

by Melinda DuChamp (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.9 out of 5 stars 100 ratings

IT'S NOT EASY BEING A PRINCESS IN A FAIRYTALE...

Especially when everyone you meet is so incredibly horny.

When unhappy Jezebel is rescued from a terrible blind date by a cute waiter with magic beans, she thinks she must be dreaming. But once she's in a land filled with mythical beings, hot and eager suitors, increasingly kinky encounters, and more orgasms than she's able to handle, Jezzy must endure more than any woman can handle to find the true meaning of "happy ending."

It's hot. It's funny. It's pretty filthy, in a fun, perverted way.

KINKY SECRETS OF JEZEBEL AND THE BEANSTALK
That's not all she climbs...
Kinky Secrets of Jezebel is an erotic novel of about 105 pages, filled with all sorts of non-vanilla sex and funny bits meant to take readers to extremes.
This is erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.

WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:

"It starts out funny and sweet and then... oh my! This gets waaaaaaaaaay over-the-top!" - A read who likes the letter A

"Clever. And smutty. Is clutty a word? I like the word clutty. This is a clutty book." - Jennifer Clutty

"There is no author whose books are funnier or sexier. Except maybe Charles Dickens." - A reader who likely hasn't read Charles Dickens

"It's like the Alice books. But with a different character who is a lot like Alice. So basically it's the Alice books." - Someone who thinks this is like the Alice books

"It's like an encyclopedia of kinky fetishes. But encyclopedias don't turn me on like this." - Noah Webster

"This book is like a mail carrier with a dropped bag. Always pushing the envelope." - Ugh

"I love this book even more than my pre-exercise routine. But that's a stretch." - Someone who loves Dad jokes

"The HEA fairytale has never been this filthy and hot. I love it filthy and hot." - A Sunday school teacher

"What does HEA mean?" - Someone who doesn't read a lot of romance

"It means Happily Every After." - A know-it-all

So why are you hesitating? Read this book right now!

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What People Are Saying About Melinda DuChamp's Writing

"The sexiest and funniest thing I've f#%king read in a long time. Move over 50 SHADES OF GREY... Melinda DuChamp just kicked your ass."- Robyn Peterman, author of the Shift Happens series

"A fun and sexy romp, a quick delving into some delicious kink. It's erotic, fascinating, funny, and educational, in a sexy kind of way... if you're interested in learning about things like edging. Which I didn't know I was, until I read this book." - Jasinda Wilder, author of the Badd Brothers series

"A hilarious and fun erotic romp!" - CD Reiss, author of Complete Submission

"(it) stands out with a unique plot, an entirely new kind of kink, and a ton of laugh-out-loud moments. A romantic comedy with an awesomely kinky dose of sexuality." - Alessandra Torre, author of Filthy Vows

"Entertaining and engrossing. A great addition to the genre and perfect for a kinky read." - Pepper Winters, author of Innocence: Dark Mafia Romance

From the Author

Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of bestselling authors Ann Voss Peterson and J.A. Konrath, who also write other stuff, separately and together.

For the completists, or those with a bit of obsessive/compulsiveness, or those who want to know how the Ann Voss Peterson/JA Konrath books all connect, here are some reading lists. All of these series have shared crossover characters, and they all tie-in to the Codename: Chandler series.

These do not have to be read in any particular order, but Ann and Joe encourage you to read them all.

EROTICA
Ann & Joe writing as Melinda DuChamp

MAKE ME BLUSH series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Mister Kink
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Witches
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Six & Candy

ALICE series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Alice In Wonderland
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Through The Looking Glass
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Alice At The Hellfire Club
#4-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dracula
#5-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
#6-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Frankenstein
#7-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's Christmas Special
#8-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's New Year Ball

JEZEBEL series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Jezebel And The Beanstalk
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Puss In Boots
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Goldilocks

SEXPERTS series
#1-The Sexperts - Kinky Grades Of Shay
#2-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Pearl Necklace
#3-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Alien

CODENAME: CHANDLER (Ann Voss Peterson & JA Konrath)
#1-Flee
#2-Spree
#3-Three
#4-Hit
#5-Exposed
#6-Naughty
#7-Fix (with F. Paul Wilson)
#8-Rescue
#9-Free

ANN VOSS PETERSON BIBLIOGRAPHY

VAL RYKER THRILLERS
#1-Pushed Too Far
#2-Burned Too Hot
#3-Dead Too Soon
#4-Watched Too Long (with J.A. Konrath)
#5-Buried Too Deep

ROCKY MOUNTAIN THRILLERS
#1-Manhunt
#2-Fugitive
#3-Justice
#4-Maverick
#5-Renegade

SMALL TOWN SECRETS
#1-Lethal
#2-Captive
#3-Frantic
#4-Vicious
#5-Witness
#6-Stolen
#7-Malice
#8-Forbidden
#9-Guilty
#10-Kidnapped
The School (Short Story)

PARANORMAL ROMANTIC SUSPENSE (Rebecca York, Ann Voss Peterson, and Patricia Rosemoor)
#1-Gypsy Magic
#2-New Orleans Magic
#3-Renegade Magic
#4- Security Breach
#5-Return To Jenkins Cove

JA KONRATH BIBLIOGRAPHY

JACK DANIELS THRILLERS
#1-Whiskey Sour
#2-Bloody Mary
#3-Rusty Nail
#4-Dirty Martini
#5-Shot Of Tequila
#6-Fuzzy Navel
#7-Cherry Bomb
#8-Dead On My Feet
#9-Serial Killers Uncut (with Blake Crouch)
#10-Shaken
#11-Stirred (with Blake Crouch)
#12-Dying Breath
#13-Everybody Dies
#14-Rum Runner
#15-Last Call
#16-White Russian
#17-Shot Girl
#18-Chaser
#19-Old Fashioned
#20-Bite Force
#21-Jack Rose
#22-Witch Brew
#23-Pink Lady
#24-Bourbon Hammer
#25-Moscow Mule
Bonus #2.5-Lady 52 (with Jude Hardin)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 1 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 2 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 3 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 4 (Novella Collection)
Banana Hammock (Novella Collection)

THE KONRATH DARK THRILLER COLLECTIVE
#1-The List
#2-Origin
#3-Afraid
#4-Trapped
#5-Endurance
#6-Haunted House
#7-Webcam
#8-Disturb
#9-What Happened To Lori
#10-The Nine
#11-Second Coming
#12-Close Your Eyes
#13-Enraged
Bonus #4.5-Holes in the Ground (with Iain Rob Wright)
Bonus #5.5-Draculas (with Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand, F. Paul Wilson)
Bonus #6.5-Grandma? (with Talon Konrath)

TIMECASTER
#1-Timecaster
#2-Timecaster Supersymmetry
#3-Timecaster Steampunk

STOP A MURDER PUZZLE BOOKS
#1-How: Puzzles 1-12
#2-Where: Puzzles 13-24
#3-Why: Puzzles 25-36
#4-Who: Puzzles 37-48
#5-When: Puzzles 49-60
#6-Answers
Stop A Murder Complete Cases (Book 1-5)

MISCELLANEOUS
65 Proof - Collected Short Stories
The Globs Of Use-A-Lot 3 (With Dan Maderak)

>
TRACY SHARP BIBLIOGRAPHY

LEAH RYAN SERIES
Repo Chick Blues
Finding Chloe
Dirty Business
Red Surf
Long Gone
Jacked Up (With JA Konrath)

INTRUDERS SERIES
Intruders: The Invasion
Intruders: Awakening (With Paul Seiple)
Intruders: Deception (With Paul Seiple)

STAND ALONES
You'll Never Get Out Of These Woods (With Paul Seiple)
Kill Her Goodnight
Camilla
Silver and Shadows
Soul Trade
Spooked

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0857DQFV5
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Kydala Publishing, Inc.
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ February 26, 2020
  • Edition ‏ : ‎ 2nd
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2.1 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 108 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Book 1 of 3 ‏ : ‎ Kinky Secrets of Jezebel
  • Customer Reviews:
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Melinda DuChamp writes erotica and erotic romance for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.

DuChamp is the pen name of two bestselling authors, Ann Voss Peterson and J.A. Konrath. Combined, they've sold over six million books. Together, they've also written the Codename: Chandler series, which is filled with hot sex, fast action, steamy romance, and enough thrills to make James Bond blush.

Visit Melinda DuChamp on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/melindaduchamp and sign up for her newsletter to hear about her latest releases!

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  • Roberta F. Lenoir
    5.0 out of 5 stars Enlightening Erotic Adult Fairytale
    Reviewed in the United States on July 5, 2019
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    I thoroughly enjoyed this Fairytale. Characters were well developed. Pace of story kept you enthralled. I recommend purchase of this book if you love intrigue written with erotic fairytale overtones.
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  • pykl
    4.0 out of 5 stars Was a good. read enjoyed it
    Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2014
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    Was a good.read enjoyed it
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  • Fan reader
    3.0 out of 5 stars Good
    Reviewed in the United States on September 12, 2018
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    An interesting read
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Fun sexy read
    Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2019
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    Jezebel learns about love and sex from various characters up the beanstalk. Very erotic hot sex scenes. Great reading and funny too!
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  • Sara
    5.0 out of 5 stars Melinda strikes back :)
    Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2013
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    You think that 50 shades of Alice in wonderland was sweet, well this one is sweeter. I recommend that anyone her read her other books, you have to read this one. You have no idea what you are missing.

    You also would think that 50 shades of Alice in wonderland was erotic, this is even more erotic than you ever imagined.

    In other words, if you haven't read this book, read it now! :)
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  • Kayla's Reads and Reviews
    2.0 out of 5 stars 2.5 stars
    Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2014
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    More like 2.5 stars. It was okay. I enjoyed the author's Alice in Wonderland series so much more than this one.
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  • Idyleyez
    5.0 out of 5 stars Ahhh...those magical beans:)
    Reviewed in the United States on January 12, 2014
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    Those magical beans can do wonders...yyeess. Taking you to a world where sexuality knows no bounds. Kinky,erotic and wickedly humorous.
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  • big h
    5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome book
    Reviewed in the United States on January 8, 2014
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    This book was so amazing. If you loved the Alice books you will also love this book. It was well written and will want you wanting more.
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    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 30, 2014
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    It is what it says on the blurb, no holds barred, no nonsense erotica
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  • Rob
    3.0 out of 5 stars Little disappointing
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 16, 2014
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    Little disappointing compared to previous Alice stories. All felt a little rushed and character not as cute or funny as Alice.
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  • margaret
    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 2, 2014
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    Great!!
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