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Kinky Secrets of Witches: An Erotic Romance (Make Me Blush) Kindle Edition

by Melinda DuChamp (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.6 out of 5 stars 55 ratings

HERE IS IT, NICE AND ROUGH...

This is the story of a witch in New York.

Actually, it is two stories.

The first story is an adult paranormal romance. Sweet. Sexy. Funny. It has some steamy parts, a heroine you can root for, and a Happily Ever After.

The second story is erotica. Rude. Hilarious. Filthy. It has a lot of kinky parts, and the heroine goes through quite the edging ordeal.

Whether you want a spicy, romantic adventure, or a wicked trip down a very naughty road, KINKY SECRETS OF WITCHES has got it covered…

KINKY SECRETS OF WITCHES by Melinda DuChamp
Do you like it nice? Or do you like it rough?

Kinky Secrets of Witches is a 200 page book that is a fun romp with a plus-size heroine on a journey of sexual discovery and self-acceptance.

It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.

WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:

"So DuChamp, famous for erotic parodies of classic books, has done a contemporary paranormal romance with kinky overtones? I'm all in!" - A reader who is all in

"This is like an alternate reality book, with two very different versions of the same story. One is a lot filthier than the other. I like them both." - A reader who likes them both

"Melinda DuChamp is the greatest thing since sliced bread. But sliced bread is better for sandwiches." - A man who likes DuChamp, and sandwiches

"Why are all of these quotes anonymous?" - Anonymous

"I once knew a man from Nantucket." - I bet you did, you nasty thing

"Witches are real! They're everywhere and they're after us!" - A paranoid

"Cute. Hot." - A woman of few words

"That paranoid dude who said witches were after him was lying. Also, he won't bother anyone again." - The witches

"Remember that episode of Moonlighting where David and Maddie finally had sex? That one was my favorite." - Someone who misses Moonlighting

"I'm waiting for the movie." - Someone who doesn't know this will never be a movie

So don't wait for the movie! Read this book immediately!

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From the Publisher

From MELINDA DUCHAMP - FOUR HOT SERIES, ONE CONNECTED WORLD

Alice Series

Secrets of Alice Series

Join Alice as she explores her burgeoning sensuality in this series of seven very funny (and very hot) romantic comedies.

From fairy tales, through classic literature, and finally into modern day fantasy, the Alice series also connects to Jezebel, Make Me Blush, and Sexperts series, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

Make Me Blush Series

Make Me Blush Series

Three contemporary romances that follow a trio of friends who get involved in the steamiest, and funniest, amorous encounters in the history of dating.

These three stand alone--but interconnected--novels also tie in with the Alice, Jezebel, and Sexperts series, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

Jezebel Series

Secrets of Jezebel Series

Join Alice's BFF, Jezebel, as she runs rampant through classic fairy tales in a decidedly adult fashion.

This trilogy also connects to the Kinky Secrets of Alice series, the Make Me Blush series, and the Sexperts, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

Sexperts Series

Sexperts Series

In the future, love is... hilarious. Join the researchers at the science fantasy Siemann Institute, where close encounters with aliens are closer than you can even imagine.

These stand alone--but interconnected--novels also tie in with the Alice and Jezebel series, pulling readers into a rich, layered world where any character can pop up in anyone's book... and they do.

THIS IS THE SERIES YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

DuChamp

WHAT MAKES GOOD ROMANTIC FANTASY?

A Reader's Checklist
  • Hot Hot Hot
  • Kinky
  • Well-Written
  • Fun
  • Clever
  • A Variety of Love
  • Believable Romance
  • A Sense of Humor

The Melinda DuChamp Collection

FANTASY FOR SMART PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO LAUGH... JUST LIKE YOU

You've read the rest now read this!

You have specific tastes and a short amount of time to find and read what you're looking for.

You want something to broaden your horizons with kinks you've never even imagined. Crazy, weird, hot stuff.

You also want something with fun characters, spicy love scenes, and even some laughs.

Melinda DuChamp is your answer.

Editorial Reviews

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What People Are Saying About Melinda DuChamp's Writing

"The sexiest and funniest thing I've f#%king read in a long time. Move over 50 SHADES OF GREY... Melinda DuChamp just kicked your ass."- Robyn Peterman, author of the Shift Happens series

"A fun and sexy romp, a quick delving into some delicious kink. It's erotic, fascinating, funny, and educational, in a sexy kind of way... if you're interested in learning about things like edging. Which I didn't know I was, until I read this book." - Jasinda Wilder, author of the Badd Brothers series

"A hilarious and fun erotic romp!" - CD Reiss, author of Complete Submission

"(it) stands out with a unique plot, an entirely new kind of kink, and a ton of laugh-out-loud moments. A romantic comedy with an awesomely kinky dose of sexuality." - Alessandra Torre, author of Filthy Vows

"Entertaining and engrossing. A great addition to the genre and perfect for a kinky read." - Pepper Winters, author of Innocence: Dark Mafia Romance

From the Author

Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of bestselling authors Ann Voss Peterson and J.A. Konrath, who also write other stuff, separately and together.

For the completists, or those with a bit of obsessive/compulsiveness, or those who want to know how the Ann Voss Peterson/JA Konrath books all connect, here are some reading lists. All of these series have shared crossover characters, and they all tie-in to the Codename: Chandler series.

These do not have to be read in any particular order, but Ann and Joe encourage you to read them all.

EROTICA
Ann & Joe writing as Melinda DuChamp

MAKE ME BLUSH series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Mister Kink
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Witches
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Six & Candy

ALICE series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Alice In Wonderland
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Through The Looking Glass
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Alice At The Hellfire Club
#4-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dracula
#5-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
#6-Kinky Secrets Of Alice Vs. Frankenstein
#7-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's Christmas Special
#8-Kinky Secrets Of Alice's New Year Ball

JEZEBEL series
#1-Kinky Secrets Of Jezebel And The Beanstalk
#2-Kinky Secrets Of Puss In Boots
#3-Kinky Secrets Of Goldilocks

SEXPERTS series
#1-The Sexperts - Kinky Grades Of Shay
#2-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Pearl Necklace
#3-The Sexperts - Kinky Secrets Of The Alien

CODENAME: CHANDLER (Ann Voss Peterson & JA Konrath)
#1-Flee
#2-Spree
#3-Three
#4-Hit
#5-Exposed
#6-Naughty
#7-Fix (with F. Paul Wilson)
#8-Rescue
#9-Free

ANN VOSS PETERSON BIBLIOGRAPHY

VAL RYKER THRILLERS
#1-Pushed Too Far
#2-Burned Too Hot
#3-Dead Too Soon
#4-Watched Too Long (with J.A. Konrath)
#5-Buried Too Deep

ROCKY MOUNTAIN THRILLERS
#1-Manhunt
#2-Fugitive
#3-Justice
#4-Maverick
#5-Renegade

SMALL TOWN SECRETS
#1-Lethal
#2-Captive
#3-Frantic
#4-Vicious
#5-Witness
#6-Stolen
#7-Malice
#8-Forbidden
#9-Guilty
#10-Kidnapped
The School (Short Story)

PARANORMAL ROMANTIC SUSPENSE (Rebecca York, Ann Voss Peterson, and Patricia Rosemoor)
#1-Gypsy Magic
#2-New Orleans Magic
#3-Renegade Magic
#4- Security Breach
#5-Return To Jenkins Cove

JA KONRATH BIBLIOGRAPHY

JACK DANIELS THRILLERS
#1-Whiskey Sour
#2-Bloody Mary
#3-Rusty Nail
#4-Dirty Martini
#5-Shot Of Tequila
#6-Fuzzy Navel
#7-Cherry Bomb
#8-Dead On My Feet
#9-Serial Killers Uncut (with Blake Crouch)
#10-Shaken
#11-Stirred (with Blake Crouch)
#12-Dying Breath
#13-Everybody Dies
#14-Rum Runner
#15-Last Call
#16-White Russian
#17-Shot Girl
#18-Chaser
#19-Old Fashioned
#20-Bite Force
#21-Jack Rose
#22-Witch Brew
#23-Pink Lady
#24-Bourbon Hammer
#25-Moscow Mule
Bonus #2.5-Lady 52 (with Jude Hardin)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 1 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 2 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 3 (Novella Collection)
Jack Daniels Stories Vol. 4 (Novella Collection)
Banana Hammock (Novella Collection)

THE KONRATH DARK THRILLER COLLECTIVE
#1-The List
#2-Origin
#3-Afraid
#4-Trapped
#5-Endurance
#6-Haunted House
#7-Webcam
#8-Disturb
#9-What Happened To Lori
#10-The Nine
#11-Second Coming
#12-Close Your Eyes
#13-Enraged
Bonus #4.5-Holes in the Ground (with Iain Rob Wright)
Bonus #5.5-Draculas (with Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand, F. Paul Wilson)
Bonus #6.5-Grandma? (with Talon Konrath)

TIMECASTER
#1-Timecaster
#2-Timecaster Supersymmetry
#3-Timecaster Steampunk

STOP A MURDER PUZZLE BOOKS
#1-How: Puzzles 1-12
#2-Where: Puzzles 13-24
#3-Why: Puzzles 25-36
#4-Who: Puzzles 37-48
#5-When: Puzzles 49-60
#6-Answers
Stop A Murder Complete Cases (Book 1-5)

MISCELLANEOUS
65 Proof - Collected Short Stories
The Globs Of Use-A-Lot 3 (With Dan Maderak)

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B084C1SDMZ
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ January 29, 2020
  • Edition ‏ : ‎ 2nd
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.9 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 206 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Part of series ‏ : ‎ Make Me Blush
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.6 out of 5 stars 55 ratings

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Melinda DuChamp writes erotica and erotic romance for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.

DuChamp is the pen name of two bestselling authors, Ann Voss Peterson and J.A. Konrath. Combined, they've sold over six million books. Together, they've also written the Codename: Chandler series, which is filled with hot sex, fast action, steamy romance, and enough thrills to make James Bond blush.

Visit Melinda DuChamp on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/melindaduchamp and sign up for her newsletter to hear about her latest releases!

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  • K. Aldama
    5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
    Reviewed in the United States on June 14, 2020
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    Fun read, not for children. Adult giggles
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  • Goth Gone Grey
    3.0 out of 5 stars Two for the price of one
    Reviewed in the United States on June 20, 2024
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    I've read and enjoyed other works from this dynamic duo of authors, but this one didn't do as much for me.

    It's two tales, one naughtier than the other, about an oversize, under confident witch:

    "Greta turned brighter pink. Though not as big a problem as her weight, her inability to control what color she became was also a large part of her insecurity.

    When horny, she became pinker and pinker. Embarrassed was red. Obviously. Green with envy. Blue when sad. Purple when proud (which didn’t happen often). Yellow when happy (even less often).

    And depending on the degree of depression she felt at any given moment, she could turn about fifty shades of grey.

    Be honest. That’s the book you were searching for when you found this one."

    While it's still a rush of cultural references, bad puns, and erotica that I've come to expect (yes, I went there), both stories fell flat for me.
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  • copdoc
    1.0 out of 5 stars Refund?
    Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2020
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    Although a huge fan of the genre, I read 15% of the first tale and 1% of the second. Ridiculous, sick "jokes"/banter of non-stop variety that may suit your taste but not mine.
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  • Kindle-Kunde
    1.0 out of 5 stars Strange
    Reviewed in Germany on February 1, 2020
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    I don't know exactly, what the author took, before she started writing but this was the strangest, least relatable book I read in a while.
    Loads of body-shaming.
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